Smashed some guys knee @ the gym today...

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    So I'm on the recumbant bike peddaling away for my half hour of cardio minding my own business. There were a few people standing to the right of me talking like most the gays in my gym do. Well this guy decided that trying to squeeze between them and I was a better idea then simply walking around. WHAM right pedal caught him right above the kneecap. He went down and I asked him if he was alright, but he just got up and hobbled away. That shit HAD to hurt!
     
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    I came into this thread expecting to flame, but good job :rofl:
     
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    I've done that before... but replace "@ the gym" with "@ work in a bar," "recumbant bike" with "maglite," and "asked him if he was alright" to "picked up threw out the door"
     
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    So I'm on the maglite peddaling away for my half hour of cardio minding my own business. There were a few people standing to the right of me talking like most the gays at work in my bar do. Well this guy decided that trying to squeeze between them and I was a better idea then simply walking around. WHAM right pedal caught him right above the kneecap. He went down and I picked him up and threw him out the door, but he just got up and hobbled away. That shit HAD to hurt!
     
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    but switch recumbant bike to 'bar stool' and 'right pedal' with 'maglite'
     
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    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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