small penis syndrome

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  1. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    fray New Member

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    sounds about right.
     
  3. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    doesn't help when every single dildo out there is 12" long and 7" around :hs:
     
  4. fray

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    they are not. you must be browsing the crazy giant ones.

    besides, if you're going by sex toys, all the males should be equally upset that their parts don't gyrate or have spinning beads, or a little connected piece to rub the clit simultaneously.
     
  5. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    exactly. Women are whores.
     
  6. fray

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    definitely. i know i personally like to use 3-4 at a time. one giant dildo just doesn't seem to cut it.
     
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    being cursed with micro penis would fucking suck :rofl:
     
  8. GammaRadiation

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    I wonder if there is such a thing as a micro vagina. :noes:

    I've had finger-course with girls that wouldnt have been able to take me comfortably at all, and I'm just on the high end of the average male scale.

    I wonder if there is anyone with large penis syndrome....like you keep stepping on it or something and it really pisses you off to the point you are derpessed about your size. :mamoru:
     
  9. Memopad

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    OMG avg dicks are SKINNY! No wonder girls go :eek3:
     
  10. antihero

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    you said it yourself... not fitting is the downside of being bigger
     
  11. GammaRadiation

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    Mind she was a penis virgin and quite a petite girl and a dancer for her HS.

    Canadian if it matters....haha

    The other was also a bit shorter than me, thick, a dancer, and real penetration virgin as far as I know.

    It was probably nerves/inexperience/no breaking period yet/the fact that we were 14/15/16 ish area.
     
  12. Ideotique

    Ideotique Drinking on monday nights does not make me an alco

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    You also get the internet as a huge bragging ground which can't help
     
  13. ForgottenSpiral

    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    I've never really understood why guys freak out about this. I'm pretty much average size though. I like it. Any bigger and it would be even harder to convince girls to do anal. I think part of the problem is the women who are vocal about penis size always want the big ones. I mean I've heard plenty of women say they want a well endowed man, but it isn't as often that they ask for average. I, on the other hand, try to be as vocal as possible about the fact that I love small breasts. Please ladies, don't get implants.
     
  14. GammaRadiation

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    I'm no longer interested in doing anal.

    Shit's nasty.

    I dont care how well she "cleaned" it. If you didnt do a bleach enema there's gonna be poop particles on your penis. Me and my dick have been down for 19 years, I wouldnt push my friends into a giant vat of shit and I wouldnt want them to do it to me, no need to go there again.
     
  15. ForgottenSpiral

    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    :dunno: I've had limited experience with actual anal intercourse, but I get my thumb jammed up there doing doggy style on a regular basis. I've never really had a problem with fecal matter in the past. Once or twice maybe, but who cares. I don't want to have a girl shit on me and I don't want to chow down on a monkey tail, but a little feta cheese on a salad won't kill me.
     
  16. Abomb

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    :hsugh:


    Anal sex is a wonderful thing.
     
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    You can thank porn for this... Either the male porn stars have larger than average sized penises, or they use camera lenses and angles to make them look bigger.
     
  18. ForgottenSpiral

    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    It's true. Also, shaving the pubes can add an inch or two depending on how much of a forest a guy has going on down there.
     
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    Men just have to be aware that most women aren't deep enough to handle longer than average penises.
     
  20. ForgottenSpiral

    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    Seriously. My current gf gets hurt if we do some of the deep penetration positions that some of my previous gfs preferred. Different strokes for different folks. :hsugh:
     
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    Just wow on the salad part... but i have done my fair share of anal and little speckle was at most what i have gotten out of it. I have heard horror stories of girls letting lose on the guy (close friends of mine) but that never stopped him from doing it. As long as the girl is clean i don't care.
     
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    Well, I have a more 'average' sized penis, and although every guy wants the 'bigger' one, im content with what I have.

    I've had obviously multiple partners over the years and I can bring along with me one thing... I've had 3 different girls tell me that I was the only man who could make em orgasm during 'penetration'. Wondering, like I always do, I asked if there previous SO's were larger or smaller and ALL of them said larger. And of those past 3 girls in paticular, 2 of them still say I was the best they had :).

    Makes me feel good !
     
  23. Abomb

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    You realize they were just trying to make you feel good about yourself right? :rofl:
     
  24. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    at your mom's house. be back later.

    Damn, I've missed you :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  25. fray

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    Of course, now I'm picturing him having sex with a girl who starts to get a slow glow starting around her mouth and eyes which continues to get brighter until she explodes and a bright laser beam shoots out. Disturbing.
     

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