You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups, such as the whipped group, the congealed group, and the choc-o-tastic group. Be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon. You can even brush your teeth with milkshakes. And remember, if your not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!