Simple, concise guide to bulking...

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  1. michael

    michael FLORIDA > *

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    You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups, such as the whipped group, the congealed group, and the choc-o-tastic group. Be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon. You can even brush your teeth with milkshakes. And remember, if your not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain! :o :o :mamoru:
     
  2. Neo22

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    you are one strange cockcookie
     
  3. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    You should take your own advice.
     
  4. N-Word-Jim

    N-Word-Jim Cure for boredom

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  5. Drewski

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    Hey Dr. Nick, you forgot the deep-fried group
     
  6. nathanbx

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    yes I was gonna say, simpsons?
     
  7. michael

    michael FLORIDA > *

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    in theory, i just get my testosterone injections + eat tombstone pizzas all day. i'm at 162 now :o
     
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    michael FLORIDA > *

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    i had no idea, it was in my roommates away message. i thought it fitting.
     
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    mike have you seen your numbers jump recently from the juice?
     
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    the rubbing piece of food on paper comes from the simpsons...when homer is trying to get to 3## pounds to get disability so he can work from home :hs:
     
  11. Intellex

    Intellex Dogs love me cause I'm crazy sniffable OT Supporter

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


    I seriously spit up my tea reading this

    :bowdown:
     
  12. ACLdestroyer

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    Whoa! you're drinking tea? WTF?

    You ARE cutting aren't you.
     
  13. T-R-T

    T-R-T New Member

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    yea do all that if you want to get fat.

    clean bulking > *
     
  14. Intellex

    Intellex Dogs love me cause I'm crazy sniffable OT Supporter

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    yeah :wtc:
     
  15. T-R-T

    T-R-T New Member

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    yea but clean bulking you will gain less and it's a different type of fat that is easier to burn later on. eat a shitload of trans fat during a dirty bulk and you'll have a hard time burning it off down the line.
     
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    enlighten me
     
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    so why is trans fat regarded as worse than saturated fat and saturated fat is worse than the "good fats" in peanut butter and olive oil etc. ?
     
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    T-R-T New Member

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    ok so maybe i was ill informed but still, clean bulk > dirty bulk.
     
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    :confused:
     
  21. SteveO

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    mike, who would ever take bulking advice from a fatty like yourself?
     
  22. michael

    michael FLORIDA > *

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    please dont post anymore, thaniks
     
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    michael FLORIDA > *

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    Yeah, you guys dont wanna get morbidly obese like me :hs:
     
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