SRS Signs of getting old

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  1. Wrigley

    Wrigley New Member

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    Finding extremely large hairs growing out of your nose and ears
    Despising just about everything on television
    Actually looking forward to having a quiet weekend in

    Anymore
     
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    kids are both sleeping at friend's houses and the wife and my my first thought is "we can sleep late!"...............and we're still both up at 7am.
     
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    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    Things hurt that didn't used to hurt. I was lying in bed one morning and I woke up in pain and my first thought was that getting out of bed was going to be even more painful. Shit never happened when I was younger.

    I'm also getting heavier than I've ever been. Fuck...my metabolism has really gone into hibernation the last few years. I'm getting sick of it....but not sick enough to do something crazy like work out or even watch what I eat. :)
     
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    first sign you're getting old......you go to bed healthy and wake up hurt.









    obligatory sign: a few friends have daughters that went from :jb: to :naughty:
     
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    "Waking up with that morning-after feeling when you didn't do anything the night before" is a classic one.

    Forgetting names, needing things to be repeated, etc.

    Coottie, you can always lose weight. You cannot possibly gain weight if you don't eat anything, which is a ridiculous thing to try to do, but it still proves the logic. If you're down to eating Saltines every day and you're still gaining weight, then you don't need to eat that many Saltines. Remember, being hungry is not the same as having stomach contractions -- those are supposed to happen a few hours after you eat, it doesn't mean you need to eat again.

    I visited some family and friends over Thanksgiving, and their kids were all 10 years younger than me or more. Made me sad.
     
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    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    Yeah...no kidding.

    Had a friend whos oldest daughter was a ballerina and she was good at it. She was also like 5'9" with long blond hair, beautiful big blue eyes with an amazing figure and simply stunning to look at. However, she was like 17 and even after she turned 18 I still kinda felt strange but she was smokin! Lost touch with the friend many years ago too.
     
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    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    Yeah that was meant to be a joke. I mean I know what I need to do to lose weight....I'm just too lazy to do it. :o

    But this fat shit is getting seriously old. I was moving furniture around to make room for my new big screen and was sweating and way out of breath for my effort. Good news tho, TV will be here tomorrow between 9am and 11am. :run:
     
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    Repeatedly saying "God, I wish I was dead".
     

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