LGBT Should I....

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  1. elgrapadora

    elgrapadora New Member

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    Hey, so my ex b/f contacted me (martin) and wants to skip the GSA meeting tomorrow after school so he can get off with me. Im desperate for sex, but not THAT desperate. Any advice from the closet?
    FYI: He was the guy who felt that a 30 min drive was too far of a distance to be together..Im also feeling like a cock tease right now.
     
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    Tag him along, let him know you are waiting for him and when he arrives, let him know that you just got done jerkin off to porn and you no longer need his services. If he wants the sex, but not the love to go w/ it, then make him feel real pain.... blue ball him like no other.
     
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    Tell him to fuck off. :wiggle:
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    Wait! Scratch my last response. I like this one better!!!!

    However, I wouldn't blueball him....I'd tell him that I just finished blowing my load and have to run. Hand him one of those disgusting things.....one of those....vaginas in a can (fleshlight?)....and tell him to have at it. :mamoru:
     
  5. elgrapadora

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    lol, thanks guys but apparently hes already lost interest, he RP'd horribly with my over AIM and then suddenly lost the interest in tomorrow. Fuck it, hes a manwhore, too bad hes the only cute guy who Id want to have sex with in my school..
     
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    OneLifeOneLove If You Ain't Outta Control, You Ain't In Control.

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    I would have bought a cheap jock strap and blew in that, handed it off to him. Make sure though it is not your waist size either. Make sure he is jealous and smile, while closing the door.

    That would be a ball breaker.
     
  8. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    I'm the wrong person to ask about something like this. I'm the fag who believes that it's perfectly acceptable to break up with a person, but still have sex with them. Just because the real glue that held the relationship together dissolves, doesn't mean that the sex got bad. If he was great in bed, then why not still enjoy each other until you find someone new??

    I liken it to alimony... If I get accustomed to a certain standard of living, then I need to be kept in that standard of living.
     
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    That's just awesome! :bowdown:
     
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    damn, i'll be sure to never piss any of u off... :noes:
     
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    :werd: ... depending on the circumstances surrounding the break-up.
     
  12. elgrapadora

    elgrapadora New Member

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    I see him as someone whos worth fucking at my school, but id rather not give up my virginity to someone whom I dont love. Although I do want to have sex with someone this year, its like Im torn between myself and physical pleasure. He was a great kisser, and gave wonderful head, but I just dont want a fuck buddy, I want a real relationship with a guy and this isnt going to be that.
     
  13. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...so there is your answer: no. You are not looking for casual sex, albeit with someone you have history with. You want to have sex with someone you can MAKE history with, so if he come sniffing around again tell him no.

    Save your cherry pie, babe, and give it to someone who would appreciate it more. Let him go out and get some fast food.

    :bigthumb:
     
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    :rofl: I never would have been able to say it like that. :bowdown:
     
  15. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    Thanks, your praise means a lot to me. I once considered a day time talk show career, having the ambition to knock out both Martha and Oprah ("I'm the true domestic diva, bitches. There can be only one!" <swings sword>)... But alas, I settled for advising whole governments at the age of 24. :o
     
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    Oh how I wish I could have someone like you in my family. Great advise, thank you very much for it. :bigthumb:
     
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    It takes alot... very few have seen this side of me, but when the bitch comes out.... stay the fvck away.:mamoru:
     
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  19. elgrapadora

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    I do have a gay uncle, but hes in Cali and I dont have a way of contacting him, so yeah...the closet works for now.:wavey:
     
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    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...don't worry, we are all family.
     
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    Good enough for me, heh:wiggle:
     
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    but some of us here practice incest.:mamoru:
     
  23. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...that's actually true.

    But what can I say, my cousin was hot and hung.
     

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