TAT Short Story

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  1. Memor

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    So I got this PA done back in November at a 10ga. A month ago, I stretched it up to an 8ga, and per Satanic G's reccomendation, got a wider diameter circular BB. Well the first day I had that in, one of the balls fell out, and was long gone. I am also lazy. So since then, I have had the 8ga in with only one ball on the end of it - which if you can picture a PA, makes it very, very susceptible to slip out. It's almost happened a few times, and I keep telling myself to get a replacement ring but keep stalling.

    I got home from the gym last night, went to hop in the shower - no ring. Searched everywhere - no ring. Still had the 10ga captive ring so i put that back in - but i couldn't clamp the bead back on so in order to ensure that it wouldn't fall out, i had to fucking scotch tape the gap in it, and went to sleep vowing to get a ring today.

    I get into work this morning, and the (cute) woman who works next to me at the law firm I intern at comes up and says "oh by the way, I found your keychain ring last night after you left, it was next to your desk. I kept it in my purse so the janitor wouldn't toss it - here it is! And she pulled the goddamn 8ga PA ring that has been in my member for a month now and handed it over :bowrofl: totally clueless to what it was.

    Needless to say, I have a new one coming on overnight shipping. Don't slack on fixing broken jewelry, kids. :mamoru:
     
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    sounds like a painful experience if that scotch tape slipped into the hole

    also sounds like a good way to trap germs and bacteria too
     
  3. Memor

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    yeah i took that out before i went to bed, in was in a total of maybe 30mins...there was just nothing good coming from it :rofl:
     
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    :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:
     
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    wow :bowrofl:
     
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    pics or stfu






    :o
     
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    dude i didn't fuckin tell her, are you crazy?! :rofl::rofl:

    I went "my keychain?....WHOA, MY KEYCHAIN...uh, yes, thank you, man have i been looking everywhere for this - I owe you one!" and walked away

    pic trade or stfu audrey :mamoru:
     
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    :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: are you gonna break the news to her?
     
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    god no, haha
     
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    Think about this story in a good way. Its a way to break the ice with her and hook up. :dunno: :rofl:
     
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    "Hey, so turns out you were guarding my cockring safe. Wanna get a drink?"
     
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    :rofl: she might think its funny if she has a great sense of humor. :bigthumb:
    chances are, she might be embarrassed or angry.
     
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    :mamoru:
     
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    That would so work on me :x:
     
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    pros: date/sex with hot older chick into piercings
    cons: sued for sexual harassment, fired from awesome job

    hmm :mamoru:

    i believe it, randomly springing the fact that I have a PA on girls in the past has worked before that way. Just...not gonna happen this time, haha. Still waiting on pics in my inbox for trading, ahem.
     

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