GUN Shooter fails doping test; U.S. gets bronze

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  1. itchiban

    itchiban New Member

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    Shooters doping :rofl:

    Where do I get some :hsughno:
     
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    they know they test for drugs.. who in their right fucking mind, during or shortly before the FUCKING OLYMPICS would do any sort of drugs???
     
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    Ha. Blood pressure medication is banned? And Lasix is banned for gymnasts? Why? What possible benefit would a diuretic give one over another? Is caffeine banned, too?
     
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    Lasix can be used to mask anabolics from showing up in a test.
     
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    I guess there goes my Olympic shooting dream since I take beta blockers for heart palpitations that I get. I hope the IDPA doesnt find out. :big grin:
     
  6. Sloi

    Sloi Back up in your ass with the resurrection

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    Simple.

    Heart beats less forcefully, so it's a helluvalot easier to stay on target.
     
  7. JaimeZX

    JaimeZX Formerly of :Sep 2001: fame - Also: Sprout Crew OT Supporter

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    You have to do it for the Dear Leader. Making the Dear Leader look good is imperative. A win for nK in a sport like shooting would show off their military prowess and would have much positive propeganda value. I wouldn't be surprised if someone dies over this. :noes:
     
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    Sloi Back up in your ass with the resurrection

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    Like the guy who forgot he was competing at a specific time and failed to show up, causing China to lose two medal opportunities? He's so fucking dead. :rofl:
     
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    its like south america and soccer :rofl:
     

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