Shitty Situation with the g/f.. during some hot sex!

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  1. chlywly

    chlywly Active Member

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    So, has anyone had their lover shit themselves while you were having hot sex? My g/f and I were doing it for some time, then she started going cowgirl (she usually comes like crazy from this position), then mid climax I smelt something unusual, even more unusual was the fact the smell was lingering... I thought wow that's really not going away try to ignore it, must be a bad f*rt (hate that word)... Well then I tell her to turn around and do reverse-cowgirl, as she turns around I see a brown stain around her ass and she yells "OH NOOO"....... basically, my balls, the floor a little bit of the carpet and a tiny bit of my couch were plastered in fluid fecal matter with a few small nuggets. Not a huge quantity but significant enough to leave a smell/stain and require cleaning.

    She got off quietly, while looking very shocked... To my great amazement, did not lock herself in the bathroom and start crying... She actually took it quite well. When I questioned why she was taking it so well she said "Well, what do you expect me to do? Anything else would make the situation worse"... To which I replied "It's a shame this didn't happen during anal, at least it would have been worth it"

    Anyways, this was fucking weird... never happened before... I guess she ate something bad and maybe didnt notice while coming she let one out, a wet one....... anyways, pretty nasty...... but life goes on... and thats my story. :noes:

    P.S: Years ago something like this would have severely turned me off, today I'm much more mature and probably accepting.. so although it does kind of bother me and has been on my mind a bit lately, it's nothing severe, "SHIT" literally does happen.
     
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    XaPU!M Active Member

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    :rofl:

    Congrats on you both handling it well I guess :dunno:
     
  3. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Never ever has happened to me, but I can actually understand why. You're kind of rattling things around down there during sex :mamoru: It's cool you are taking it well though and that she is too, I'd be mortified.
     
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    Yeahhhh , well not to say it doesn't bother me... It is kind of gross and a mild turn off... I'd rather it have happened during anal-fucking (soon to be introduced)... Or i'd rather it not have happened at all :p
     
  5. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Yeah I hear ya, at least during anal it's a little bit more expected :mamoru:
     
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  8. Falconer

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    There's a story about that somewhere on the net (Tucker Max maybe?) about fucking a chick who had Crohn's disease and a similar thing happened.

    That being said, I could see it happening I guess kind of like beer said.
     
  9. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Tucker Max has the worst story ever, it literally makes me sick. I've farted once in front of my bf after 2 years and he still wont let me live it down :rofl: So I still can't imagine being your gf.
     
  10. Falconer

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    my gf and I fart in front of each other now. It's funny. We were laying on the couch last weekend watching TV and I totally farted and she started cracking up. If anything it was her fault because I had just eaten the dinner that she made :rofl:

    poor beer... you're so conservative :rofl:
     
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    That's what I call a sticky situation!
     
  12. Timer

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    I woul dhave laughed as well :)
     
  13. dan7532

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    That pun is almost as clever as the one in the thread title.
     
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    That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
     
  15. Falconer

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    OR A HELICOPTER WITH AN EJECTION SEAT AMIRITE?
     
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    lol.. that's nasty.
     
  17. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Oh he's been farting in front of me no problem since about 1 week in :rofl: I just don't really get gas. You'll rarely hear me burp, I mean it's unheard of and with farts they aren't common either, but I tend to be very private about them (I also have a very serious issue of using the bathroom even to pee with him or anyone around). :(
     
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    I take it you enjoy www.cakefarts.com? :rofl:
     
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    I have that problem... its a pain in the ass to deal with, but I dunno how to fix it...


    And if I was your gf, I would be horrified...
     
  20. Viper

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    Someday we'll have to have a vag meet and you can come fart in front of us.
     
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    That's fucking gross bro. How the fuck do you not know you are about to shit? I would break up with her and move on.
     
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    Once a shitter, always a shitter I always say.
     
  23. iwishyouwerebeer

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    Props to you and your girl for taking it so well. I know alot of guys would've been okay, but 99% of girls would've freaked out.
     
  25. LBFilmGuy

    LBFilmGuy LOL why u mad tho?

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    :bowrofl: holy shit
     

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