She says im plain in bed...

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  1. BrewCrew

    BrewCrew Active Member

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    What are some ways I could spice it up a bit?
     
  2. Elphaba

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    A) Different positions
    B) Toys
    C) Costumes
    D) Any/all of the above

    just for starters....
     
  3. Homer Simpson

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    what are you doing now that's plain?
     
  4. RebootEnzo

    RebootEnzo New Member

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    Put it in her ass.
     
  5. fray

    fray New Member

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    be rougher/more dominant with her
     
  6. Boosted98gsx

    Boosted98gsx Active Member

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    get some toys, play with her, satisfy her needs despite your own, make her feel special, go down on her for a couple HOURS, make her numb with ecstasy.

    Get some g-spot vibrators, try some anal play, tickle her from head to toe with a feather while she's cuffed and shackled to the bed.

    so on and so forth.
     
  7. fray

    fray New Member

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    :rofl: it really is getting funnier for me every time. especially when it actually fits into the thread.
     
  8. RebootEnzo

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    We are the helpful bunch huh?
     
  9. mistergixter

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    get her drunk and stuff her fartbox.
     
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    be rough, sex in places other than bed/home, new positions/techniques
     
  11. ww_Crimson

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    Detail overload here.

    Change up the positions, roleplay, have sex in different places (backyard, kitchen, bathroom, washing machine, garage, back seat of car, work, etc.). If she is telling you that you're plain, consider yourself lucky. She could have just dumped your ass and moved on. You don't have a lot of time to change things though.

    Make her ride on top.

    Buy a sex book.

    Have some intimate foreplay in the shower before hand.
     
  12. NCS

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    go download some hardcore porn and do exactly what they do
     
  13. fray

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    yes, scat play is surely what she's looking for. :barf:

    amazing advice today gentlemen! :p
     
  14. demosnat

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    Ask her what she wants! Everyone has different desires/needs
     
  15. razi

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    for fuck's sake...

    talk to her! ASK HER, NOT US. you don't have to put her on the spot, just a "well, what sort of things are you looking for?" or a "what can I do to make it better for you?" type of thing. Remember, it's always about her, not you.
     
  16. razi

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    We're online at the same time. :big grin:
     
  17. Dweezil

    Dweezil New Member

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    I couldn't agree more. Asking for sexual advice on the internet (especially here)? I can't even come up with an analogy for that one.
     
  18. razi

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    there is no good analogy for that. OP, grab the proverbial bull by the horns and find out what SHE wants.
     
  19. fray

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    Here is a better place than the main forum. Unless you just mean OT in general.
     
  20. Yail Bloor

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  21. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Throw her on the bed. Take her clothes off while you make out with her. Anything that gives the feel that you can't wait to have her right that second.
     
  22. prolifics

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    pull her hair really hard until some of it comes out
     
  23. mistergixter

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    Take her hands when she is on top and put them behind her back and hold them together. It gives the sense of being tied up without being tied up. A finger in the poop shoot can be the magic button sometimes too. Or if you want her to get you off, have her on top again and massage your balls, worked like a charm for me, I could barely last when she did that.
     
  24. SilverBullet

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    Wear your helmet to bed. Then she can't see who you are and may not think you're so plain anymore. :fawk:
     

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