sharted twice tonight

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    Leb_CRX OT's resident terrorist

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    at the gym...my gym is planet fitness :hsugh:

    i was doing dead...after my 5th rep i felt something in my ass...didn't want to stop so i kept going

    once i stopped i realized I had fucking sharted real loud all over my tighty-whities

    everyone was looking at me as if i was sick/something wrong with me :ugh:

    i was smiling/happy after i sharted...my workout buddy fuckin congratulated me, and said it smelled like tuna

    i wasn't done my sets so i go for my last set of deads...stopped on the 6th rep and did it again


    the guy working there told me to leave :rofl: :ugh:

    i can't wait until i move up to golds...this place is just too conveinent (1mile away/24hours/$19)
     
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    Leb_CRX OT's resident terrorist

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    the faces of all the moms on the bikes/elipticals was priceless

    they looked at me like i was dying or something
     
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    sharting during a skwat > made up puking stories
     
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    Leb_CRX OT's resident terrorist

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    Holy shit you can't be seriouse.
    8.5/10, I laughed.

    :rofl:
     
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    first parady in a while that made my laugh....10/10
     
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    hater's wanna hate
    lover's wanna love
    I don't even want
    none of the above
    I want to shart while BBuildin''
     
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