COMIC Shallowness and Me: A true Story

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  1. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    Recently I've been honing my business down and trying to get rid of excess and whatever. So I started selling a bunch of old things that I don't need anymore on craiglist, personally rather than through the business. I've been selling my comics, my computers, car stuff, etc. etc.

    Recently I threw up a laptop for sale on craigslist that is worth, maybe $300ish. It's a good laptop and nothing is wrong with it and everything is working perfectly fine. I was getting kind of bored, so I decided to take a $200 hit and put it up for $100.

    Through the miracles of science and myspace, I've been using their email addresses to screen each and every individual who's emailed me asking about the laptop. I'm going to sell it to the best looking person that emails me.

    That my friends, is shallow.
     
  2. kelvs

    kelvs OT Supporter

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    What if it's between a good looking man and a woman?
     
  3. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    I'll let OTCC choose.
     
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    Nah, man. I did the same when i was selling my PS2. Luckily i just did it in my university, so practically everyone emailed rather than call, and our university has a practically open system, so i just took the better looking of the two girls that emailed me :o
    I also do that when i look for a room-mate. Turned down this:
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  5. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    Fucking good choice.
     
  6. Mr Coffee

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    Shallowness pays off :h5:
     
  7. kelvs

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    NUDES NOW
     
  8. Mr Coffee

    Mr Coffee New Member

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    I'm working on it :naughty:
    But she's got to come here first :o
     
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    lol comic book nerds being shallow :)
     
  11. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    I'm a sexy bitch.
     
  12. Pitt

    Pitt 1-1-11 — Never Forget OT Supporter

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    moar.
     
  13. Stilgar1973

    Stilgar1973 New Member

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    I really think it would be much more fun to sell it to the ugliest fucker you could find.
     
  14. Mortixer

    Mortixer New Member

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    but you might end up touching them
     
  15. Pitt

    Pitt 1-1-11 — Never Forget OT Supporter

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    or looking at them in person
     
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    what if the ugly fucker offers $110
     
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    I see no problem with this.
     
  18. Mortixer

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    only time hotter person buying shit matters is when your buying thier computer and you hope they leave nudes
     
  19. mooredodge

    mooredodge 3,2,1 I'm the bomb...and I'm ready to go off in yo

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    I would give her the worst minute of her life in the sack. :bowdown:

    And feel free to tell her that. "Some dude in Missouri wants to rail you pitifully for 30 seconds to a minute and not make you orgasm, so that he can die happy."

    It'll make her day. :wavey:
     
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    update on the bidders?

    ibthey'reallugly
     
  21. DoctorDoom

    DoctorDoom Doom always keeps his word. OT Supporter

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    What you call shallow, I call smart.
     
  22. Bob Brown

    Bob Brown bewshit, bewshit, bewshit

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    SHUT THE FUCK UP !
     
  23. Mr Coffee

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    Yeah, somehow the topic of me posting her pic on the internet without her knowledge is just not a topic i see coming up between us anytime soon :o:mamoru:
     
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    lol ide post a pic of my roomate but i think OT has a weak stomach

    edit: nevermind yeah usually ide be shallow but first of all i live with my gf so living with an uggie other roomate makes the woman feel better. Plus shes quite and isnt a complete bitch and pays the rent on time. Something past people ive lived with have failed to acomplish.

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    thats her at otakon this year. Shes an anime freak
     
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  25. Mortixer

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    heres another one to make you feel ill her and her bf look at the freak show he is. This was at i guess an 80's party they went too.

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    oh and im almost 100% sure she wears a wig.
     

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