I am currently in a bit of a funk, as my girlfriend left me when I kept screaming "light weight! yeah budday!" mid thrust. She never understood me. She could only squat 175 though, so no big loss. But moving on: how do I work this 'laying' into my meal regimen? I have a strict policy of eating every 32.5 minutes, which I have correlated with my circadian rhythm and the gravitational fluctuations of the moon (check t-nation for verification of all this, they have studies) and this is clearly the optimal route to glycogen replenishment and protein synthesis. It has worked well, I have skyrocketed from 138 to 139 in the last year, I think because of my glutamine supplementation, but currently fear that I may be reaching my genetic limits. I try to keep a shake on hand for mid-laying consumption, but often find the excessive vibration to detract from my drinking experience. I tried saying, "Baby, get on top, I have to drink my shake now" but they never seem to like that. So, sometimes I spill a little, and I worry that I am losing out on crucial amino acids. Would you recommend that I add more glutamine? Follow-up question: my foreplay skills have received consistently low marks, but as we both know, brown rice/natty pb/100% lean chicken are the only things that enter THIS mouth. You have to make sacrifices for the lifestyle. So in conclusion, is there any way to increase the macronutritional value of eating pussy? Should I add glutamine?