Sexy time nutrition

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  1. Genghis.Tron

    Genghis.Tron New Member

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    I am currently in a bit of a funk, as my girlfriend left me when I kept screaming "light weight! yeah budday!" mid thrust. She never understood me.

    She could only squat 175 though, so no big loss.

    But moving on: how do I work this 'laying' into my meal regimen? I have a strict policy of eating every 32.5 minutes, which I have correlated with my circadian rhythm and the gravitational fluctuations of the moon (check t-nation for verification of all this, they have studies) and this is clearly the optimal route to glycogen replenishment and protein synthesis. It has worked well, I have skyrocketed from 138 to 139 in the last year, I think because of my glutamine supplementation, but currently fear that I may be reaching my genetic limits.

    I try to keep a shake on hand for mid-laying consumption, but often find the excessive vibration to detract from my drinking experience. I tried saying, "Baby, get on top, I have to drink my shake now" but they never seem to like that. So, sometimes I spill a little, and I worry that I am losing out on crucial amino acids. Would you recommend that I add more glutamine?

    Follow-up question: my foreplay skills have received consistently low marks, but as we both know, brown rice/natty pb/100% lean chicken are the only things that enter THIS mouth. You have to make sacrifices for the lifestyle.

    So in conclusion, is there any way to increase the macronutritional value of eating pussy? Should I add glutamine?



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  2. evolude

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    here have a hug

    there are many fishes in the sea
     
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    Asit?
     
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    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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  7. Uglybob69

    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    I didn't understand your post but I recently lost a girlfriend (almost 2 years :wtc: ) and :hug:

    I didn't waste any time moving on and I suggest you don't either. :cool:
     
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    All I can say is eat Cottage Cheese, the strange taste and wierd texture along with the smell will prepare you for what you have to do come pre-workout. If you can get thru a tub of cottage cheese, you can get thru 30 mins of pussy eatin.

    I'm not sure if this answered ur question at all. :rofl::bowdown:
     
  9. JustBlazin

    JustBlazin Ironic Punishment

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    ...yes add glutamine... or some BCAAs ... especially considering you're probably getting a healthy serving of fish oil during the process
     
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    Man, you guys don't know nothing!! Pussy Juice is straight protein!! Also, if you have a gotee, the longer the pussy juice stays in it, the more protein it has in it!! Pussy Juice has 50 grams of protein per cc, so if you get yourself a squirter then you've hit the jackpot!!!
     
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    what if the pussy smells like raw fish ?
     
  12. Genghis.Tron

    Genghis.Tron New Member

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    I mean, if her punany smells like fish, it means I'm getting my fish oil, right ? Her puny looks like roast beef anyway so...
     
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    The only solution is to go gay man.

    No foreplay, and the fluids have better nutritional value.
     
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    Flavor saver FTMFW
     
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    haven't ya heard, it'll give ya throat cancer :noes:
     
  16. Damnation

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    wtf 3?
     
  17. Uglybob69

    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    He had quite a few in the thread with the pole-vaulting-beauty. I can't say I blame him though :eek5:!
     
  18. Damnation

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    i noticed that, but i didn't say anything because i had to contribute into that thread.

    this thread, not so much :rofl:
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: That's when you know I'm really serious!!
     
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    Have you ever had a squirter? Trust me, that deserves 3!!!
     
  21. Uglybob69

    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

    Damn it Ray, you're making me miss the ex. :wtc:
     
  22. bigdamray

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    Now if Allison Stokke is a squirter? HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  23. bigdamray

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    Go get you a hot prostitute. You're not really paying for sex, you're just paying for her to leave when you're done!!
     
  24. Damnation

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    oh my God. :yum:

    that girl is so perfect
     
  25. Uglybob69

    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    :bowrofl: I've never heard that before :rofl:

    I've got a new girl but she don't do the nasty so good as the old one. :sadwavey:
     
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