sexy instant messages at work... how not to do it

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  1. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    My lover and i got into some sexy instant messaging at work today.

    At one point, one of my coworkers came over to help out with a bug in my code.

    I hid the chat window. The only problem was that the chat icon kept flashing. I was concerned that my coworker might accidentally go for the flashy thing, and see the erotic dialogue...

    Before I closed the window, I typed in one last quick sentence discretely, copied it, pasted it, and sent it. My coworker didn't see what it said. Then I closed the window.

    He was still working on the code, so I resumed chatting with my lover by means of a handheld device. He's not very familiar with the editor that I use to do programming, but a couple minutes later, the debugger indicated the problem with my code.

    Two things happened at once.

    I'm still chatting with my lover on the PDA... I don't notice the error message. My coworker does not have time to show it to me, however, because a chat window pops up first. "But i'm cumming... it feels so good." It flashes on screen, so I look up.

    My coworker rolls back in his chair and starts laughing. I look at the error in the code, which says, "Line 12. Expected end of line. Cannot understand 'Teasing the tip of my penis with your mouth'."

    :noes:

    Somehow he had managed to copy-paste it into the source code and then compile it... which was then compounded by the chat window that popped up..

    I don't have a problem with doing this at work but don't do it the way I do it..
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
     
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    :werd: I was actually laughing while being totally dazed. On the bright side, he didn't upload it to the global source code repository..
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats hilarious!!!
     
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    :lol: nice moves.
     
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