Sexual Disaster story thread

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  1. Kirk Hinrich

    Kirk Hinrich New Member

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    Here is a disgusting story that just happened to me. :rofl:


    This morning my GF and I were fucking. I had been drinking a lot last night, and was feeling pretty queasy and not really up to it but whatever, you cannot resist the pussy.

    So Anyway, I am on top, and all of the sudden I throw up a tiny but, and I feel it coming so I close my mouth. However, my head was bent over hers at an angle where it fucking came out my nose, and into her mouth because hers was open moaning. So I essentially threw up into her mouth threw my nose. This then caused her to throw up when she realized what happened.

    The sex ended at that point.

    Who can top this?
     
  2. Jay487

    Jay487 What's Life If You Ain't Enjoyin' It?

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    hahaha that is repulsive
     
  3. cd7

    cd7 how troublesome

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    fixthe fernback New Member

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    holy fuck :iobarf: :rofl:

    so how are those condoms?
     
  5. fray

    fray New Member

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    hahahaha
     
  6. Kirk Hinrich

    Kirk Hinrich New Member

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    so far i have only used the beyond sevens and the durex loves

    beyond sevens were too small and i didnt like them

    durex loves were better
     
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    manchild OT Supporter

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    holy shit that is terrible :rofl:

    i was drunk (reallly really wasted) fucking this chick i was with for a while on my last night in town on leave real late ate night, we had just ate about 5-10 lbs of crawfish each...so we are getting freaky and im using her dildos (huge ones i had just found in her drawers) on her and going down on her (just clit) at the same time...i used some ky warming lube on the dildo and at one point i forgot and just started licking her all over, got a bunch in my mouth, gagged a bit, then darted for the toilet, puked up a bunch of jaeger/beer and half digested crawfish in her SINK because the toilet was just barely out of reach and seat was down lol...so it clogged...shes in bed still saying "are you doing what i think youre doing?" i just shut the door, open the toilet and begin hand scooping the chunks out of sink and into the toilet...then i cleaned up the place real quick, washed my face and listerined, and went back to business on her for another hour or so :cool:

    good times
     
  9. Kirk Hinrich

    Kirk Hinrich New Member

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    :rofl:
     
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    lol

    oh man...
     
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  12. LBFilmGuy

    LBFilmGuy LOL why u mad tho?

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    :bowrofl:

    nicely done
     
  13. VibraNation

    VibraNation www.VibraNation.com

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    hahaha spicy food and oral do not good well together...
     
  14. PlutoBHG

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    crawfish and booze make me one horny (and irresistable i might add) mother fucker

    just way too much and the taste of lube do not mix :noes::barf:
     
  15. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I hate you for ruining my morning.
     
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    I was fucking my highschool sweetheart in some Hotel room, going at her like there was no tomorrow, because she was moving away. I ended up banging her so hard that when I pulled out the condom had disappeared. At first we thought it might have slipped off or something, but then realized it was lodged up in her vag. So I had to go deep sea diving. It really aint that hot to put your hand in as deep as you can to wrestle out a slippery sex goo filled crumpled up condom out of a pussy, no matter how sweet those lips are.
     
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    I had a friend that this happend to. Her and her boyfriend were fucking and the condom went MIA. It wasnt on the bed, the floor, anywhere. So it had to be somewhere. Her boyfriend had to dig in there, she said it took him a good few minutes to find it.
     
  18. Yuppy

    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    maybe the story about the guy who assfucks his gf after a few bottles of expensive wine while his buddy video tapes..... only problem he inserts the bottle of lube into her ass and sprays, causing her to basically have a colonic in the bedroom.... then they both throw up. finally the guy in the closet throws up too and the woman, now embarassed, runs down the street in a sheet, covered in shit, naked.
     
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    :bowrofl:

    I'm dying :rofl:
     
  20. BoypussY

    BoypussY game over.

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    Tucker Max
     
  22. guiltybystand3r

    guiltybystand3r On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for e

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    :werd: that is by far the worst story I have ever heard.
     
  23. Yuppy

    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    for those who dont know
     
  24. xpinchx

    xpinchx hes got a nice cock, on the thin side but its stil

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    :rofl: Gotta love tucker.
     
  25. misha720

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    holy shit!!
    i would have died!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     

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