Has anyone on this board ever had a serious relationship with an animal??? Okay....so I work at the zoo and let's just say I haven't been in a relationship in four months. And lately I've been thinking about starting to have relationships with animals. I'm completely serious about this....the way I see it: 1) I won't have to worry about commitment. 2) I won't have to worry about STDs. 3) I won't have to worry about age. (Is it illegal to have sex with an animal under the age of eighteen? Do dog years count?) 4.) I won't have to worry about taking the animal out, or spending any money on it. These four reasons make a baby girafee seem like the perfect woman!!!! If anyone has ever been in any man/animal relationships (not including house pets) please share your stories. I'm extremely interested.