FRK Sex w/ Animals

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  1. Coffee Meat

    Coffee Meat Guest

    Has anyone on this board ever had a serious relationship with an animal???

    Okay....so I work at the zoo and let's just say I haven't been in a relationship in four months. And lately I've been thinking about starting to have relationships with animals. I'm completely serious about this....the way I see it:

    1) I won't have to worry about commitment.
    2) I won't have to worry about STDs.
    3) I won't have to worry about age. (Is it illegal to have sex with an animal under the age of eighteen? Do dog years count?)
    4.) I won't have to worry about taking the animal out, or spending any money on it.

    These four reasons make a baby girafee seem like the perfect woman!!!!

    If anyone has ever been in any man/animal relationships (not including house pets) please share your stories. I'm extremely interested.
     
  2. JordanClarkson

    JordanClarkson OT Supporter

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    You can get diseases from sexual contact with animals.
     
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    you should understand that the giraffe probably does not want to have sex with you or have the intellect to make that decision. either case would be wrong on your part.
     
  4. AxeWhlder

    AxeWhlder I'll eat your brain.

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    I know this is FS and it's not correct to judge but um.. yea..

    I dunno. Get a hooker or something man. Any animal you plan on having sex with is basically raping it and quite unnatural I may add.
     
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    dementedmonkey New Member

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    :ugh:

    Honestly, I can say that i have NEVER wanted to get it on with an animal...

    Like AxeWhlder said, go get yourself a hooker or just whack yourself off.....
     
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    It depends on whether you have developed a relationship with the animal, they might want it. :dunno:

    Devils advocate ok?
     
  7. BedBunny

    BedBunny Guest

    there was a lengthy beastiality thread here once. . .
     
  8. MaxD

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    eew...dude you can get some serious fucking diseases from screwing animals, not to mention that no human will ever want to fuck a dick that's been in a giraffe... =/
     
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    It's illegal to have sex with an animal, I believe
     
  10. Wolf

    Wolf No one plans to take the path that brings you lowe

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    The ones you get from humans are worse.
     
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    Simon Sociopath Desk Jockey

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    i tried dating my cat a few times, but my dog kept cockblocking me. so i got rid of them both.
     
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    As long as the animal is ok with it.
     
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    dont let a horse fuck you.

    I made that mistake a while back, and let's just say it was a mistake.
     
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    but they are much easier to explain to the doctor
     
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    Hey, people, remember, this is FS, you have no right to judge, and frankly i am suprised that no mod has said something yet, just remember, to the rest of the world you are all freaks, and thats just fine because everyone is a freak to someone else, and therefore nobody has the right to judge in a morality issue or sexual bias issue. so if your just going to bad moth this guy then get the fuck out, i hate intolerance of any sort.

    And to Coffee Meat, from what you have posted i take it that you would be doing this at the Zoo, thats risky, if you get caught it probably is illegal, so i wouldn't recomend doing it there, but barnyard palls aren't unheard of, it's not my cup of tea but i'm sure you will have fun with it. as far as diseases go, thats rare and from what i understand the only likely hood of you contracting any serious diseases from these animals that aren't airborn would be like the bubonic Plague from fleas and thats rare, or from ingesting them. so try not to swallow if you think you are at risk.

    sorry if i had been rough, just keep your mouths shut.
     
  17. camo~

    camo~ I LURK

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    :ugh: :rofl:
     
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    does anyone really believe this guy? he's just trolling :rofl:
     
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    camo~ I LURK

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    Oh shit really? I just broke into my local zoo and raped a giraffe just to see what all the fuss was about.
    It wasnt that great, and I got the sense that she didnt want a serious relationship.

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    :rofl:
     
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    IF someone felt inclined to pursue a sexual relationship with a dolpin(a male pursuing a relationship with a female dolpin) i hear that they're very friendly and can do amazing things with their muscles.
     
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    camo~ I LURK

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    5. I won't be able to impregnante them
     
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  24. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    Whether this is trolling or not I think having sex with animals is completely and utterly wrong; simplest reason being is that they cannot tell you "yes" or "no."
     
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    Wolf No one plans to take the path that brings you lowe

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    neither can a mute.
     
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