FRK Sex tip: When I jerk off.......

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  1. VibraNation

    VibraNation www.VibraNation.com

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    and i'm about to nut. I force myself NOT to cum. I try to hold it in for an extra 5-10 seconds.

    Man, this will give you the strongest orgasm ever and the furthest distant... haha!! :bowdown: :naughty:
     
  2. orie

    orie social assassin

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    I tried that once, but shit myself in the process. You want to talk about a strong orgasm.
     
  4. Lobo2me

    Lobo2me Would you hit?

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    Lobo2me Would you hit?

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    a little poop or much poop?
     
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    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
    I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
    Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.
     
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    themadpaki There is no money. OT Supporter

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    Brotato And by bro I mean never my bro

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    :eek3: SO TRUE
     
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    Untold legacey Bang Bang Bang Bang Bangin On Fools

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    ya, that's great if you want cum to shoot out of your ass
     
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    Stick a finger up your pooper next time.....

    Thank me later.... TRUST ME!
     
  17. WuSoldjr

    WuSoldjr I see you're using an old style. I wonder where y

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    :werd: same here. Shit myself and got a nosebleed then went into an orgasm induced seisure. I had foot cramps for a week.
     
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    Does anyone else stand on there toes when they jerk it? I nut faster when I do that...
     
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    Lobo2me Would you hit?

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    I works if you sit down and just stretch your toes too.
     
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    so this should be moved to the main forum.
     
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    I hear gourds are good for prostate stimulations..those phallic ones especially.
     
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    I heart this thread.
     
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