Sex in the shower with a girl 7" shorter than you

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  1. A_C_E

    A_C_E Guest

    I know there has to be a trick to doing this standing up, can someone pass me along some tips? :o
     
  2. DvBoard

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    Pick her up?
     
  3. Yuppy

    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    very challenging.
     
  4. Yuppy

    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    get a stool ?
     
  5. huntz0r

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    1. turn off shower
    2. apply towels
    3. throw her on the bed
    4. ??????
    5. profit
     
  6. browneye

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    have her stand on the ledge?
     
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    you should squat/bend your knees and she should get on her tip toes. it should work... my bf is 9" taller than me!
     
  9. sponger235

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    shower is small huh?
     
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    I would say have her stand on the edge of the tub, but it seems dangerous :o
     
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    huntz0r New Member

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    Sex in the shower at all seems kinda dangerous to me, all that moving and shoving about... less'n you have one of those rubber mats (which happen to be their own brand of icky, hygienically speaking)
     
  12. Yuppy

    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    shower sex is way overrated though imho
     
  13. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    You either pick her up, bend her over while bending your knees, or realize the shower is really not that cool a place to have sex and change the scenery to a place she wont possibly break her head open.
     
  14. Weirdo1769

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    my gf is a bout 14 inches shorter than me...so don't feel too bad. :hs:
     
  15. A_C_E

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    There's a reason we were trying to do it in the shower....she hurt her back and has to wear a back brace for 10 more days, every minute of the day, except in the shower and bathroom. It wraps all the way around her pelvis, so.......yea.

    We tried to cheat the system and get in the shower, but it just wasn't working. Shower was too small and the ledges too narrow :o Oh wells, just have to wait a little longer. Won't kill me.
     
  16. Yuppy

    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    omg, i could just imagine to people going at in the shower, one wearing a back brace... i almost smit out my drink.... but you know if shes waering it for a reason, then you might not want to have sex. (esp if you take it off in the shower)
     
  17. Weirdo1769

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    Do her/your arms not work?
     
  18. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :rofl: The girl hurt her back. Lay off the sex for the 10 days to ensure IT GETS BETTER.
     
  19. A_C_E

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    I was ok with waiting, but last night she says "do you want to get in the shower?"

    I was like "zOMG yes :eek5:"

    :rofl: oh well, we'll wait
     
  20. A_C_E

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    I tried picking her up, but I couldn't actually penetrate for some reason. It was like I had too many things to do at once. I was too worried about dropping her to make sure I got inside :sad2:
     
  21. A_C_E

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    Note 1:

    We haven't actually had sex yet because of this.

    :o
     
  22. Weirdo1769

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    ok, let me be more specific, do her/your hands not work? Hold out on intercourse for the 10 days and enjoy some manual action in the meantime.
     
  23. A_C_E

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    oh, that's what you meant :rofl::rofl:

    Yea, there's plenty of hand action going on there, don't worry
     
  24. Weirdo1769

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    haha, good then, but yeah I feel ya. I hate when my girl is on the rag because she's like :ugh: when I'm like :naughty: and says :nono: even though I don't mind it. :drool:...never have recieved my red wings
     
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    thats quite possibly one of the most retarded things ive ever read. you are surely not doing her back any favors trying to have awkward sex someplace slippery. just leave the brace off for 15 minutes for a quickie, or forget about it.

    lol @ how incredibly stupid an idea it is to think you are doing anyone any favors by intentionally misinterpretting the doctors orders.
     

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