FRK Sex in a religious place?

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  1. Xicculus

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    I posted this earlier on 'strangest places to have sex' but I came to that party way too late. Here's my story, does anyone have any experiences in religious places? I have a distinct dislike for all things religious because of several years spent in rigorous religious academies.

    Nothing can top this story. I met a girl named Rachel when I was living in Israel and we hit it off right away. She was spectacular - long brown/red hair that only Israeli girls seem to have, perfect body with a little extra meat in the right places, great cans and green diamond eyes.

    One day we were walking in the Old City of Jerusalem, and she got the crazy idea to wander around the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. For those of you who don't know, that's where Jesus Christ is buried. It's generally filled with very solemn pilgrims and tourists lighting candles and saying prayers in the different parts of the Church, and the day we were there was no different, it was pretty busy. No one knows exactly how old the church is, but it's said to have been around since about 400 years after Jesus died, so that gives you an idea on how ancient the place is.

    We wandered around for a bit and at some point, Rachel found a hidden stairway leading downstairs. We looked around and no one was paying any attention to us, so we walked down the stairwell until we got to the bottom, where we found ourselves in a pretty bare room that was pretty well lit, considering that there were no electrical lights and no apparent source of light. In the room, there was a long, slab table made of stone and really not much else. The two of us hopped up onto the stone table and something about the day, the air, the location, who the hell knows, but we started going at it like cats in heat and one thing led to another, and I enjoyed one of the best blow jobs I've ever received in my life.

    After we cleaned ourselves up and just talked a bit, we got off the stone table and walked towards the stairs leading back up to Jesus' tomb and the rest of the church. As we walked up, we noticed that what first looked like a bundle of black rags sitting on the steps was actually a person, what looked like a petite woman. She was totally covered by the black cloak except for her eyes, and as the two of us passed her I was certain I saw a glint of a smile in her eyes. She didn't appear to be there when we came down the stairs, but of course, she could have come down while we were getting it on.

    She could have been any old lady, but then, she may also have been the Virgin Mary.
     
  2. CBurgerjr

    CBurgerjr League leading 49 HR in 1986.

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    No....but I did finger agirl on the Church bus going to Six Flags one time..:hsugh:
     
  3. Mr. Monopoly

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    Hey hey, sex is sex, any where you can get it. I suppose that does give a new meaning to the confessional box though? Sounds fun, public sexor is teh hot.
     
  4. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    That scene from Eurotrip just popped into my head. :rofl:
     
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    LMFAO. That movie was awesome. Hmm.. now I'm thinking about all kinds of weird places to have sex. DAMN YOU FS! ;-) Maybe I'll post a list or something.
     
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    Wow...you're right, nothing can top that! That's truly incredible! :bowdown:
     
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    thats awesome! :bowdown:
     
  8. JaxFlJon

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    I wanna have sex in a church, im not religious but it still would be great.
     
  9. Demon Of Dreams

    Demon Of Dreams Feed me with lies and hate, and from that, I will

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    i could top it, but it'd involve blood being spilt and low gutteral cries and growls, so it probably wouldn't last that long, as we'd probably be killed for doing something like that :o :o :o
     
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    imori Phasma En Machina

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    impressive....




































    *slowly backs out of the room*
     
  11. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl: The common response to so many things DoD says. :rofl:
     
  12. 00600

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    There was a Church about 50 yards from my ex's house, many afternoons were spent fucking on the playground swing after school.
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  14. naughtie

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    Dry humped in a Sunday School classroom before. Does that count? :mamoru:
     
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    I guess the most religious place I've banged was one time when I was a religious education teacher for some sunday school. After class my gf and I were able to sneak back into the classroom so I could teach her a thing or two lol.
     
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    There's definitely something exciting about it...
     
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    I missed the word "in" when I read that the first time and got some really weird visuals.
     
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    NIiiice! :mamoru:
     
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    Ok... just to play Devil's advocate here...

    that was kind of wrong.

    I'm not Christian... in fact, far from it. But still, to defile such a holy place seems a little too bold and sacrilege.

    In a regular church... fine great, I made out with some kid during a lock-in one time behind the preacher's podium... but in THE place where the Christian SAVIOR is buried... ouch.

    Even if you aren't Christian... you should still have a little respect :hs:
     
  20. Xicculus

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    Devils advocate (advocatus diaboli):

    An act of love, regardless of where, should be celebrated so long as it isn't done in front of children who are not mature enough to recognize its significance.
     
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    Devil's advocate again... Jesus Christ isn't buried.;) :mamoru:

    But I agree. It is kinda rude to do it in a church. I felt wierd after dry humping in a sunday school.
     
  22. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    I agree. I'm totally against christianity and I can't even curse if I'm in a church. :o
     
  23. naughtie

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    I had to come back and slightly amend my previous statement.... while it is rude imo, to do the nasty on religious grounds, that story did get me a little excited :naughty:
     
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    Shiva Chaos i see boobies!

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    isn't this a scene out of the "Fear of Flying" book?
     
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    Every word I wrote happened to me.

    What's the Fear of Flying book?
     

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