Sex. Attraction. Masturbation. FALCONER POLL

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Assuming you are horny as hell, which would you prefer?

  1. I'm a guy - I'd have sex with someone I'm not attracted to

    33 vote(s)
    30.6%
  2. I'm a guy - I'd rather go home and spank it to hot chicks on the internet

    54 vote(s)
    50.0%
  3. I'm a chick - I'd have sex with someone I'm not attracted to

    1 vote(s)
    0.9%
  4. I'm a chick - I'd rather go home and masturbate

    20 vote(s)
    18.5%
  1. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    Inspired by a reply I just made and many discussions in the main forum.

    Assume you are really horny. Which would you prefer?

    - Sex with someone you're not really attracted to

    - Masturbation



    I choose masturbation. I don't understand how the main forum can repeatedly tell stories about how the fucked chicks they didn't think were hot, only because they were horny.

    I would much rather go home and masturbate to hot chicks on the internet than have sex with someone that I don't think is hot.

    Physiologically, I don't even understand how it's possible to get a boner when you're not attracted to the chick. I'd rather go to the dentist than have sex with someone I'm not attracted to. I also seem to be in the VAST minority by having this opinion. It seems many guys say "pussy is pussy" and getting laid = awesome, even if the chick is ugly.

    I need to see how the Vag's opinion compares with all the other idio... er, I mean, people that I've talked to.
     
  2. Decease

    Decease New Member

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    :rofl: theres no poll
     
  3. seismic

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    You're not alone! I have to be at least attracted...
     
  4. teep

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    going hogging is just one of those rites of passage many guys have to go through. been there done that. not embarrassed in the least because it's just sort of a joke among friends.
     
  5. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    OT forums software allows the topic to appear before the poll has been submitted.
     
  6. Decease

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    Alcohol changes a lot of people's perception of what is currently attractive under their state of mind.

    And then you got those really desperate ones that could never get a chick/dude for the life of them and would jump at the opportunity.
     
  7. Falconer

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    never heard that before :rofl:

    Wait.

    They "have" to go through it? Is it like fraternity hazing or something? "yeah dude, this week you gotta bang an ugg"? Or is the "have" internal and it's something they feel like they need to do as part of... something... or something?
     
  8. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    I guess. I've been drunk as fuck a few times before and I still remember thinking that ugly chicks were ugly :dunno:

    IMO alcohol lowers your standards but not your perception of what is attractive (which is why I think Mythbusters' test on "beer goggles" was flawed). A 6 is still a 6, but you might be more willing to bang a 6 when drunk than while sober. She doesn't escalate to an 8, however, you just don't care as much that she's a 6.

    Logically this makes a lot of sense, actually. :h5:
     
  9. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    Please note that the poll said "horny as hell" but made no reference of being drunk or not.
     
  10. teep

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    you don't haaave to go through with it. but when one of our friends hasn't gotten any action in a long time and we're all getting drunk we try our best to make it happen. i don't know how it really got started, but eventually someone will be like "dude you're going to fuck a fatty tonight."

    i dunno is that weird? no one else here has hooked up with someone they weren't attracted to just because they were drunk and horny?
     
  11. Vysion

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    Depends on how good the unattractive woman is at having sex...
     
  12. antihero

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    HUUUUUGE difference between, attracted to, can appreciate slightly, and repulsed by.

    I think any guy but falconer would rather have sex with a girl who is height/weight proportionate and not ugly. Plain/average, respectable body? sure. why not?
     
  13. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I have never been so horny that I had the impulse to fuck a guy I wasn't at least into. I vote going home to my vibrator!
     
  14. Falconer

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    on a related note, I am expecting zero votes for choice number 3.
     
  15. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    If I am to fuck a guy it is because there is some attraction.
    I wouldn't expose myself to so many potential risks for an ugly guy :rofl: (hindsight doesn't count)
     
  16. teep

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    word. that's just how girls operate. i have never once in my life heard a girl say "i'm going to get drunk and fuck a fat guy tonight"
     
  17. Falconer

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    that's because the girl equivalent would be:











































    "I'm gonna get drunk and fuck a poor guy tonight" :rofl:
     
  18. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :rofl:
    :uh: Oh Falconer...
     
  19. Kev07

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    i officially made the poll for guys 5-5 :noes:


    im sure im not the only one,

    one time i thought a girl was pretty cute, nothing amazing, but cute enough to hit/date(she was tall w/ long legs which made up for a lot)

    so i hit on her, after a while (few days) i started losing attraction interest, cause she was pretty immature and pulled out the weirdest shit tests ever, and i just couldnt bring myself to be re-attracted, stopped talking to her :mamoru:
     
  20. seismic

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  21. Kev07

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    i think its also cause girls generally have a lot more options to choose from, so at least one of those guys must spark some kind of interest
     
  22. MissKitty

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    That and girls have a lot more to lose in a sex scenario than a man, when you think about potential risks
     
  23. antihero

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    backwards rationalization makes that choice impossible
     
  24. polishillusion

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    LOL i inspired this
     
  25. Riconosuave

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    I'd go home alone. It's just too much work ... kissing unattractive woman, worrying about possibly catching something from unattractive woman, worrying about how to get rid of unattractive woman in the morning, etc.
     

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