sex at work? yay or nay?

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  1. PSmitty87

    PSmitty87 New Member

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    Ok, I had a weird experience today. I work at the Ymca as a lifeguard/sit there and do nothing all day and get paid, and this girl came up to the pool today that I dated like 3 years ago. It had been forever since I've seen her so I was just being nice and went up and talked to her. Somehow, and I don't know how, but she mentioned something about not hooking up in a while...then she asked me if I knew about the large private family bathrooms that were inside the Y.

    Basically, she wants to go in there when I have a lunch break or somethin and fuck...but I'm not so sure it's a good idea, because my being fired is on the line...however, I do have a key to the building, so I could go in there at night after hours...

    That's all I've been thinking about today since I got off...I'm just not sure I can pull it off without getting caught, because I've never gotten laid in the workplace...

    thoughts?
     
  2. Cerridwen

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    Too risky IMO. Is it worth losing your job over?
     
  3. The Mafia

    The Mafia New Member

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    a steady income is better than one quick, uncomfortable root.
     
  4. Mark2

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    Take her home bro or I'm sure there are other places that would be more thrilling than at the workplace. Gettin fired over some chick aint worth it. . .
     
  5. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    If you're going to do it I think it would be smarter to do it at lunchtime in one of those bathrooms. Don't they have locks on them anyway?

    Goin into the place afterhours is totally asinine. The place definitely has to have cameras. You'd be fired the next day.
     
  6. Coottie

    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    I would soooo get my freak on with this chick. Sure it might cost you a job but so what?!?!?!?!!!!! You'll have a great story! :)

    It's not a career...it's a job. Have fun dude....you can ALWAYS find another lifeguarding job.
     
  7. JJDiri

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    For the time being, your job pays your bills. Is it really worth giving up your income and your job, only to risk having to go find another one with equal/better pay?

    Besides, you said you have the keys and can return at night. If that's the case, why not just take her to your place? If you're old enough to be trusted with a key to the place, you should probably be at least 18. If that's the case, take it elsewhere. Take her to your house. If you don't have the place to yourself, go to her place.

    The juice is not worth the squeeze.
     
  8. JoJoBee

    JoJoBee Hanging out with my chicks! OT Supporter

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    I have a thing for doing it at the place of employment. I haven't in my new office yet, but have only been there 3 months now. And yes, I do have the keys to the office. I don't know why it turns me on so much but it does.

    Are there a bunch of video cams??? Security codes to an alarm? If not, go for it!!!
     
  9. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    For everyone saying the job pays bills, it's the YMCA. They're not payin him 100k a year here. It's prob like 8 bux an hour, maybe not even.

    I say go for it.
     
  10. Coottie

    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    fuckin' :werd:

    :hitit:
    :pearl: :OP: :buk:
     
  11. PSmitty87

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    To answer the many questions, haha, yeah I'm 18, about to turn 19, and no there is not one camera in the whole place. I know because I helped to build it. There's not even an alarm system, which is sad because it's a pretty big place with lots of expensive stuff. But yeah the family bathrooms do have locks...

    But I don't think I'm gonna do it...it sounded good at the time, but the cons outweigh the pros...
     
  12. Coottie

    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    dude...you have the rest of your life to be boring....take a chance...have fun....get yo freak on!!!

    You might get away with it!!! Then that'd be an even better story!!!
     
  13. PSmitty87

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    Ok, haha, coottie you've got me hooked...haha. I'm gonna do it before the week is over...and i'm gonna post the whole story on here, haha
     
  14. Coottie

    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    :3some:

    need pics too
     
  15. Tiberium

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    As said earlier... go for it :bowdown:
     
  16. GSRwBOOST

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    I've had sex at work in the following places;

    - my cube
    - training room
    - couple misc offices
    - storage room
    - paralegals office w/ a paralegal
    - stairwell

    I say go for it.... yes you can get caught but hell isn't that the reason your doing it... because you MIGHT get caught.
     
  17. antihero

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    do it man. trust me, in 10 years you will NEVER look back and say man am i glad i didnt do that.
     
  18. jab1983

    jab1983 40/40 crew failure with less than 1 week to go...D

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    I got head once at my work. It's a great feeling and something everyone should do atleast once.

    I still have not had sex at work but when I get a promotion im bringing someone at night to celebrate with me:naughty:

    We have no cameras and I have come in on weekends to get shit I forgot or to use our E-copy and have not heard anything so im 95% sure we have nothing here that would get me busted:wiggle:

    Now i just play the waiting game till I get promoted :hsd:
     
  19. RedVsBlue

    RedVsBlue Penguins > *

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    just depends on the situation. I could never pull it where I work during the day, ive tried when my wife came in for a tour (its really hard to get access to this building, but i got her in for a tour once)

    After hours I have security clearance to get in, so many times it has been tempting to have sex all over this building...but i dont know if its worth the chance of losing my job, which I think I would on the spot if ever caught.
     
  20. Coottie

    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    :werd:

    Met my ex at my work. After we'd been together for a month or so I wanted to do it at the office and she knows I have a thing for women in pantyhose. So she wore them but after a whole day during the summer....when we finally did it....all I could concentrate on is what a foul stench was coming from her.
    :eek2:
     
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    Hit It, Then Quit It...
     
  22. Miss Jenn

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    oh man you're gona get this poor kid fired!!! :rofl: ive only fooled around at work once, it was loverly!
     
  23. Broken5hift

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    do it in the pool and act like your giving swimming lessons
     
  24. Mr. Kitty Litter

    Mr. Kitty Litter OT Supporter

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    I would have BEEN done that shit.
    I would have done it that day.
     
  25. nish81

    nish81 OT Supporter

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    First think of all the cons.
    Then look at them, and say 'what the hell its SEX!'
    go for it!
     

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