MIL Sergeant Major

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  1. TRN

    TRN Well-Known Member

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    A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local

    liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic

    ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for

    conversation.

    "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is

    somethingbothering you?"

    "Nagative ma'am. Just serious by nature."

    "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like

    you have seen a lot of action."

    "Yes, ma'am, alot of action."

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know,

    you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

    Finnally the young lady said, " You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong

    way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

    "1955, ma'am."

    "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everthing so

    seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a

    private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

    Afterwards, panting for her breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said,

    "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

    The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I

    hope not, it's only 2130 now."

    (Don't ya love military time?!)
     
  2. mikdavi84

    mikdavi84 OT Supporter

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    this joke is older than god
     
  3. spyder007

    spyder007 Bаnned bу Ѕuреr Μоdеrаtоrs

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    i giggled
     
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    galek_spoo New Member

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    i lol'ed a little.
     
  5. TRN

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    Thee shall not suggest such a thing.
    :o
     
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    Artanis New Member

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    actually haven't heard that one yet, funny
     
  8. Rodthrower18

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    long but funny

    One day towards the end of class little Johny's teacher announced to the class that she would ask a "who in history" question and whoever raised their hand and answered correctly would get to leave to go home early.

    The teacher asks the first question "Who was the first President of the United States of America?" Little Johnny knows the answer and he shoots his hand in the air and is the first with his hand up, just ready to show that he knows th answer so he can leave. Little Johnny's teacher HATES him, he's always doing something to give her grief so she takes this as her chance to finally fuck the kid over. So she picks little Susie who sits in front and of course she answers correctly and so little Susie gets to leave early.

    Time wears on and this same bullshit happens 3 more times, so now little Johnny is fuckin pissed thinkin "I fuckin hate this school, this bitch teacher, that bitch Susie and that little faggot timmy".

    Little Johnny bein the smart ass that he is finally comes up with a solution to this problem and as loud as he can blurts out "WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL THESE CHINESE COME FROM!?!?" Immeadiately the teacher yells "Who said that !?"

    With a grin on his face little Johnny says "Chesty Puller!!" and with that he grabbed his shit and was out the door.
     
  9. emanuel

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    huh?
     
  10. aftershock-

    aftershock- rawr -.-

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    rofl...good jokes
     
  11. cossack

    cossack Resident thread killer

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    jhonny says "wherethe fuck did all these chinese come from?"

    teacher says "who said that?"

    jhonny being a smart ass says"chesty puller so he can leave early.
     
  12. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Are you dyslexic?
     
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    I lol'd for the repost and request for ban :rofl:
     
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    :rofl: RodThrower

    Nice
     

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