safe sex - damn it.

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  1. lilceez112

    lilceez112 New Member

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    so my gf gets all freaky last night and we start to have sex :hsd: - WAIT! WE NEED A CONDOM! - i dont need a lil baby runnin around. :noes:


    so i look through the drawer - while she gets on top of me and starts goin at it again - WTF? get off me damn it! no condoms!!! ok, i will be right back, goin to the store.


    i get to the store, cant find the condoms. oh, no wonder i cant find the trojans, they dont have any. they have some condoms called Pamitex. :ugh2: i buy them and get back in my truck. open the box, nuthin inside. FUCK! i go back in the store, tell the clerk there arent any condoms in the box - he starts freakin out for some reason. yellin pakistani shit - i dunno. tells me to get another box. great, got em. head back home and walk in.















    gf is sleepin. FUCK!!! :wtc:



    i finish myself off and go to sleep. damn safe sex.
     
  2. RedVsBlue

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  3. WeRdToYoMoThA

    WeRdToYoMoThA Girlies on Standby, Waiting to say Hi

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    keep them handy :o
     
  4. BiffHenderson

    BiffHenderson New Member

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    Buy in bulk next time.
     
  5. Reign

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    BC is not always for sure. You miss one pill you can = fucked.
     
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    oradii www.oteampress.com

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    BC mos. def.
     
  7. lauren

    lauren Active Member

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    haha. sorry dude, that sucks.
     
  8. Yes have some!

    Yes have some! Active Member

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    get her on teh pill.
     
  9. RedVsBlue

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    Thats why you dont date some immature little girl who cant regularly take her pill. Also missing 1 pill /= fucked ;)
     
  10. redking

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    Pull out method?
     
  11. Kibi

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    actually a smart thinking guy....having sex without a condom is scary shit, and not many guys actually like using condoms and the pull out menthod doesnt always work, you can still get pregnant of precum, I went thru the same thing the other night, where the guy was actually smart about not having sex without a condom(so apparently there is a few of u smart guys out there)
     
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    oradii www.oteampress.com

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    he's ghey
     
  13. Kibi

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    what?
     
  14. RedVsBlue

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    be careful what you say and how you judge. If BC is good enough for my girls piece of mine, it is good enough for me. We will soon be getting married and even if we had a kid now, we could handle it. Its not like I am going to still use a condom when I am married, yet we still wont be planning on having kids.

    Many married couples dont use condoms, dont want kids, and just rely on BC. To say I am not smart for that shows how little you know. Please, if you feel the need to share your ignorance, dont try to make others look bad in the process. BC is gonna be 99.x% effective. If you cant deal with the .x risk, then you really dont need to be having sex at all.
     
  15. Cheerio

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    That sucks big time but better safe than sorry. Have her make it up to you tonight since you're prepared!
    And in the future....keep your nightstand stocked
     
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    sucks that she was a sleep but thats awesome man, its better to be safe than sorry
     
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    JustaMeThang New Member

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    Another useless post. Please start postin useful, & relative things...or post nothin at all.
     
  18. Kibi

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    not all girls are on BC, I wasnt judging anyone I was just saying how for that someone actually thought of it before even asking if I was on BC or not
     
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    fuck no!

    she was trying to rape him before he put one on. do you seriously believe she'd take a pill? :rofl: :rofl:

    naivety++

    wrap that shit dude. you missed out once but that'll just teach you to keep them on hand ;)
     
  21. lilceez112

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    UPDATE:


    i bought the biggest box of comdoms they had at the store.


    i should be good for a while.

    :)
     
  22. WhiskyDent

    WhiskyDent Je l'ai fait tout pour le lols

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    that was a shitty way to end the evening, but kudos to you for having restraint
     
  23. JustinH

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    been there before, you feel so shitty you don't even want to jerkoff.

    Yeah thats the last time you will ever run out of rubbers. I keep a few in both my cars and a box in the house at all times.
     
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    oh i lied, i raped her 80 yr old neighbor before i went to bed.
     
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    80 yr old neighbour? might as well have raped the tree on her lawn.
     

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