so my gf gets all freaky last night and we start to have sex - WAIT! WE NEED A CONDOM! - i dont need a lil baby runnin around. so i look through the drawer - while she gets on top of me and starts goin at it again - WTF? get off me damn it! no condoms!!! ok, i will be right back, goin to the store. i get to the store, cant find the condoms. oh, no wonder i cant find the trojans, they dont have any. they have some condoms called Pamitex. i buy them and get back in my truck. open the box, nuthin inside. FUCK! i go back in the store, tell the clerk there arent any condoms in the box - he starts freakin out for some reason. yellin pakistani shit - i dunno. tells me to get another box. great, got em. head back home and walk in. gf is sleepin. FUCK!!! i finish myself off and go to sleep. damn safe sex.