Safe, effective ball hair removal?

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  1. Panoptimist

    Panoptimist Put a bangin' donk on it.

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    What's your preferred method without slicing your ballsack open?

    Scissors just dont seem to be getting the job done...
     
  2. purplebeast

    purplebeast The depths of hell and endless torture await all h

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    scissors:eek3:?? WTF dude? Nothing that sharp goes near my balls. Au natural balls all the way.
     
  3. Panoptimist

    Panoptimist Put a bangin' donk on it.

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    Heh. Girls dont need to be flossing every time they want a lick off my jawbreakers...i know people who SHAVE that shit. but fuck that. thats why i made this thread. :)
     
  4. skitcy

    skitcy uhm title! ok

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    nair.. the other chemical one or wax them ( haha ouch )...

    Only methods that wont require a sharp blade.

    With nair I hear you just gotta be REALLY fast about it..
     
  5. Beercan

    Beercan Aluminum Member

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    damn... razors seem safer than scissors to me. With razors, you can nick yourself. With scissors, you can give yourself a vasectomy.
     
  6. -=Likwid=-

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    a razor of any sort.
     
  7. Panoptimist

    Panoptimist Put a bangin' donk on it.

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    trim close with scissors. but dragging a razor along smooth, thin ballsac...how does that work at all? and i was thinking nair, but wouldnt the chemicals in that shit like mutate your sperm and cause your balls to get all fucked up?5
     
  8. cdl

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    the same way as it works when you shave your face. or any other hair. use shaving cream the first time, if you want... then after that, water should be enough. or you could just use soap in the shower too.
    you really don't want to use anything electric on the sac. trust me :noes:
     
  9. S4Driver

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    A sharp, unused razor and hair conditioner works well for me.
     
  10. skitcy

    skitcy uhm title! ok

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    k I just shaved the two buddies for the first time and wow that skin is alot softer than I thought :wiggle:
     
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    Razor and shaving cream, you'd be suprised at how easy it is.
     
  12. Daddy O

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    Personally, I think you need to Wax them. I understand it is the MOST effective hair remover. Let me know how that turns out.......:ugh:
     
  13. RedVsBlue

    RedVsBlue Penguins > *

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    beard trimmer to get it short and keep it trimmed, razor for the smooth area's...its really not to difficult.
     
  14. skitcy

    skitcy uhm title! ok

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    yup.. its actually REALLY easy.. I was freaking out I was going to nick it or something but it's easier than shaving my face :mamoru2:
     
  15. turbo35

    turbo35 haters gonna hate

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    Beard trimmer up top, Mach 3 down below. Not really that difficult, I cut myself MAYBE once every hundred times.
     
  16. rocketship

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    electric shaver for me. nice and smooth.
     
  17. burbon

    burbon Everything is going as planned.

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  18. lauren

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    veet mousse.

    but really, if you pull the skin tight, a mach 3 blade works best. take the beard trimmers to the remaining v
     
  19. dubbsy

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    Paint thinner and a lighter!






    (honestly, no-avs need to have search ability -- atleast in here. probably half of my 10xx posts are replies to these questions, and it's been asked twice as many times.)




    I cut myself all the time! Trust me, it's not teh end of the world. Hell, my balls have become intimate with an unguarded bear trimmer. 1.5" row of tiny knicks along the sack.... I just laughed it off (after swearing at the pain).

    Just try different things. It's different for everyone... Some say go for the veet mousse, some say nair, some say wax, some say shave... then those that shave, everyone has a different technique.. Dry, soap, lather, conditioner, upside down, left to right, inside out, etc...

    My personal choice is a used Schick Quattro (preferably something that's been over my face a couple times to dull it up a bit). Still works perfectly fine and doesn't do nearly as much damage. Switch to a new blade for the top/sides/shaft and call it peachy.

    Then a little baby lotion on the top and leave the balls dry (or maybe a litte powder to keep them dry) and it's golden!
     
  20. Kinks

    Kinks Sup. OT Supporter

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    razor
     
  21. 94civicEX

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    I have had much worse things happen with a beard trimmer, I will never trim them unless it's on a huge setting.

    Mach3 ftw.
     
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    nads, same section but for men
     
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    Guardfather The Paradox

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    I just use a mach 3 razor and let my skill protect my scrot.
     
  25. quikkstylez

    quikkstylez i am not asian.

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    mach3 for me, i honestly have never nicked my balls in my life .. even with a month old disposable razor :o
     

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