FRK Sacreligious, Funny, Both?

Discussion in 'Vaginarium' started by Black of Night, Oct 18, 2006.

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  3. That's fucked up but funny as hell anyway!

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  1. Black of Night

    Black of Night New Member

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    So I was in a hotel on a business trip a little while ago and was enjoying some porn. I thought I had brought over a towel, some kleenix, something to where I was at, but alas I seem to have forgotten. At this point, I decided to look in the drawer and pulled out the only paper-ish object in there: The Book of Mormon. At this point, I opened the book, shot one off into it, closed it, and placed it back in the drawer.

    If I was not an Atheist, I'd be going to hell I think....

    Thoughts?
     
  2. Leaden Grudge

    Leaden Grudge OT Supporter

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    It's pretty funny, kind of gross that you put it back though
     
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    I think that's fucked up...

    but not on a religous stand point...it's just...a bible...in a hotel...

    very odd...hah.
     
  4. Zyzzybalubah

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    I'm sure the maid was glad you didn't do it on the sheets. /shrug
     
  5. lauren

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    :ugh: rude and disrespectful for no good reason
     
  6. RedVsBlue

    RedVsBlue Penguins > *

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    no ruder than cumming all over the sheets that they would have to clean up. :dunno:

    The fact that it was someone elses property was kinda shitty, but its not like anyone that reads that book will know what the sticky shit holding the pages together is anyways :mamoru:
     
  7. lauren

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    eh, i think its worse, and not because its religous.

    plus, he could have done it anywhere... i think that was just a prick move.
     
  8. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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  9. darkrick

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    At first I lol'd and then I was a bit :ugh:



    :dunno:
     
  10. The Secretary

    The Secretary My domestic skills will rock your socks off!

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    I definitely agree with PE. Being "religious" so to speak if find that really apalling.

    Nice first thread in fs, troll. Read the stickies and find out what we do in here and come back when you can come up with something actually freaky.
     
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  11. The Repair Man

    The Repair Man New Member

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    dude, would you like to know that I jizzed all over the tp in the bathroom where you work? Yeah? didnt think so. That was nasty, in my eyes you're a dickface.
     
  12. JoJoBee

    JoJoBee Hanging out with my chicks! OT Supporter

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    I think that it is fucking funny and laffed my ass off!!!

    Yeah, it is going to offend ppl but it still is funny as hell!
     
  13. The Repair Man

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    I'm sorry, I'm not even religious but I dont see how this could be funny. Its about as funny as being a stockboy/girl at a drugstore and opening all condom packs and poking a tiny hole with a needle/syringe and and putting them all back, and taped up to look like new.


    HAHAHA. NOT.
     
  14. JoJoBee

    JoJoBee Hanging out with my chicks! OT Supporter

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    It is nothing that I personally would do because I think that it is wrong.
     
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    well that and because I think you lack a penis. But the point is someone is going to open that one day and have touched his semen. Would you like to open a magezine on a shelf on walmart to find that some woman rang out her dirty tampon in the middle of it?
     
  16. JoJoBee

    JoJoBee Hanging out with my chicks! OT Supporter

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    No and I understand your POV. I do lack a penis and I can't understand why that is the thing he went for vs. sheets or a pillow case or hand...
     
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    as funny as being the stock boy, and finding all the canned veggies had jizz on them.
     
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    ehh its funny but sometimes people with kids stay at hotels and they going throught everything and the though of my kids touching someones jizz is gross..
     
  19. Lech

    Lech Rhymes with fetch.

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    That is hilarious. I think I might start doing it to those Gideons Bibles in hotel rooms. You are an American hero. :bowdown:
     
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    Lech Rhymes with fetch.

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  21. bucherfreund

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    dude i think that is hilarious and i mean, c'mon, if you are really religious enough to go to a hotel for vacation or whatever and you want to read the bible or book of mormon or whatever, most likely you packed your own and are not going to read the dirty hotel copy. seriously, when i go to a hotel, i assume EVERYTHING has semen on it.
     
  22. The Repair Man

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    I think you took that post the wrong way.
     
  23. Oscar

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    Personally, I think you're an inconsiderate prick.
     
  24. sosick

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    reminds me of some american pie shit man... at first i thought you were just joken, but you cant make shit like this up. anyway funny stuff man. see you in hell...
     
  25. Bruticus

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    I think the first part is :bowrofl:, but the putting it back is bad.
     

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