GUN S*** on fourms

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  1. acoop101

    acoop101 New Member

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    Saw this and thought some of you might find it amusing know it's not really gun related but funny none the less and it seems to be ture for every fourm I post on.

    How many members required....to change a lightbulb?

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

    1 to move it to the "Lighting" section

    2 to argue then move it to the "Electricals" section

    7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

    5 to flame the spell checkers

    3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
    ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
     
  2. Aequitas

    Aequitas If it keeps on raining, levee's going to break.

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    I think the WMD one would go something like this:

    1 Post about a gun you bought.

    2 people tell you you paid too much for it

    1 person tells you it should have been a different brand

    2 people argue over their brand being better

    1 person repsonds with a personal attack/brings up something from months ago

    1 person feels out about making his own gun, creates new thread

    1 person asks for pics

    1 person posts pics

    2 people comment on shitty camera/lack of white balance

    2 people still exchanging personal attacks

    1 still going on about his brand

    2 people congratulate the thread starter and suggest training

    1 thread starter almost regrets his purchase, decides to keep future purchases to himself.
     
  3. yar1182

    yar1182 New Member

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    The wmd one is pretty accurate
     
  4. KIDRR

    KIDRR Duck dog>* OT Supporter

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    :rofl: better than OP
     
  5. Paul Revere

    Paul Revere OT Supporter

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    the first one would be good for the main forum.
     
  6. Slick26

    Slick26 Gun|Bike|Cigar|PS3|Beer |Whisky|Night Crew

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    3 people to ask "why do you retards always stick a pen through the trigger LOLOLOLOLOL :ugh:"
     

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