Runaway Toyotas = Driver Incompetence

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  1. Pvt. Joker

    Pvt. Joker RIP Nigger Jim OT Supporter

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    Here's an easy way to not die in the event of unintended acceleration...


    LEARN YOUR SHIFT PATTERN


    I hope more morons die in fiery crashes because they're too busy doing everything else besides actually learning how to operate their vehicle
     
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    Seeker Brofessional OT Supporter

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    And here I thought the GT-R...

    :cool:

    ...was the car that drove itself.

    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
     
  3. Pvt. Joker

    Pvt. Joker RIP Nigger Jim OT Supporter

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    Pontiac said they were driving excitement. Toyota actually delivers.
     
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    jelloslug OT Supporter

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    Even my 67 year old mom knows exactly what to do in a run away car situation.
     
  6. Jon

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    Wirelessly posted via wap.offtopic.com (BlackBerry9630/4.7.1.40 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/105)

    My jeep 'ranaway' on me twice two months ago because the throttle cable stuck.... First I tried brakes... When that didn't work I went into N... Braked, stopped... Engine off life saved.

    I think I am going to start selling a training seminar on ebay.....


    How not to die when your accelerator is stuck.
     
  7. Bill The Butcher

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    did the size 6 come in yet :noes:
     
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    Pvt. Joker RIP Nigger Jim OT Supporter

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    These idiots didn't understand their shifter pattern.

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Pvt. Joker

    Pvt. Joker RIP Nigger Jim OT Supporter

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    yup...fits perfectly :cool:
     
  10. someonenew

    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    put it in park...pfft...then they'll need a new transmission that insurance won't pay for...who the fuck wants that:nono:....not putting my automatic transmission in park while the car is doing 60+ mph....no fucking way:nono:



    :hsugh::mamoru:
     
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    Better idea, buy a manual. Learn to drive.

    /thread
     
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    Trishield will come in and blame Toyota for being a mass-murdering car company. They purposely designed the cars this way to kill innocent people.
     
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    I can't believe so many people drive automatics in the States. I don't even know anyone who's ever driven one over here, much less owned one :o
     
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    ok, I lol'd at this.
     
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    fucking dumbasses :bowrofl:
     
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    Pvt. Joker RIP Nigger Jim OT Supporter

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
    Toyota's main problem....assuming Americans are smart enough to operate a shifter.
     
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    long boring highways and snarled traffic in the cities coupled with a big plush fwd family sedan = no reason to have a manual
     
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    well, except now that is. I'm glad to be back in a car with a manual.
     
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    :werd:
     
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    Pvt. Joker RIP Nigger Jim OT Supporter

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    i'll admit that if you merely LOOK at the letters next to the shifter and have the intellect of an ape it might appear confusing.

    If you actually operate the vehicle ONCE you will rapidly realize where neutral is since one flick to the right from park and it puts itself there almost automatically
     
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    Pvt. Joker RIP Nigger Jim OT Supporter

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    the only reason i have one now is because my truck only came in auto :down: Every other car in my life besides my first one has been standard.
     
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    I don't really give a shit about anything you have to say bro, i just came in here to look at your sig :hs:
     
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    It's not that i don't like you, it's just that i like tits more.
     
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    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    having an autostick, you can actually downshift into first:eek3:

    then when you redline and your engine blows you can replace your engine not on insurance....you've got some shitty ideas:mamoru:
     
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    Pvt. Joker RIP Nigger Jim OT Supporter

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    I added some more Shakira yesterday :bowdown:
     

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