GUN Rules to live by...

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  1. minus

    minus Damn you, Damn the Broccoli, and Damn the Wright B

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    1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
    2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
    3. Have a plan.
    4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
    5. Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
    6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a "4."
    7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
    8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
    9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
    10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
    11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
    12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
    13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.
     
  2. Dumbstixlars

    Dumbstixlars Ron Paul/AR-15/Glock/old car/Scooby/R/C croo OT Supporter

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    lulz @ #6. I used to think that. :o
     
  3. Bloody Sunday

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    12 contradicts 6
     
  4. Alamo_Jake

    Alamo_Jake Sorry I'm not sorry.

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    Where's this from?
     
  5. idleprocess

    idleprocess Bring a dollar with you baby in the cold cold grou

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    Probably a variety of sources. #5 sounds like a variant on a line from the "Meet the Sniper" video for Team Fortress Classic:
    Be Polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

    [y]9NZDwZbyDus[/y]
     
  6. SlowTA367

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    Line 6 is my favorite. We heard that one numerous times in the academy.
     
  7. kellyclan

    kellyclan She only loves you when she's drunk.

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    That list has been floating around in various forms since long before ARPAnet.
     
  8. Mace Windu

    Mace Windu OT's Resident Pile of Awesome

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    Ruiner.txt is needed for this thread.
     
  9. copeland

    copeland smarter than you

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    14. :fawk:
     
  12. jehan60188

    jehan60188 New Member

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    I much agree with #11
    That's why I never understood things like codes of honor. Here's my code of honor-

    1) Win
     
  13. AVengeance

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    Rules I've tought my children

    1. Buckle up for safety
    2. Always have a Plan B
    3. Be polite and speak upon what is relevant, but reveal nothing
    4. When it's time to stop being polite, it's time to use force
    5. Every lock can be unlocked, and not necessarily with the key
    6. There is no universal greeting. They will not reciprocate
    7. If it can't be burned down, it can still be blown up
    8. Not all politicians can be bought; some can only be rent
    9. Cheating is never okay, unless it's not a game.
    10. The shortest distance between two points is a straight line; the longest is a shortcut
    11. I'm only teaching you half of what I know
     
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    Crossett New Member

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    so the american military fails because of 9mm?
     
  15. Bloody Sunday

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    fixed
     
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    i agree with everything but 6. :hsugh:
     
  17. Yeah, I'd attend a gunfight with a handgun with a caliber starting with a 1
     
  18. Bloody Sunday

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    10mm :bowdown:
     
  19. spankaveli

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    17hmr? :o
     
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    :bowdown:
     
  21. I figured someone would say that. :mamoru:
     
  22. Searchlightt

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    What about rule 14:

    Rather be judged by 12, then carried by 6
     
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    Pretty good list.
     
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    105mm :run:
     
  25. Bloody Sunday

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