GUN Rules for a Gun Fight

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  1. Bigsnake

    Bigsnake OT Supporter

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    1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.
    2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap-life is expensive.
    3. Only hits count. The only thing worse then a miss is a slow miss.
    4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough or using cover correctly.
    5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and Diagonal movement are preferred.)
    6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.
    7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
    8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running.
    9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be dependent on "pucker factor" then the inherent accuracy of the gun. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel blows the powder from the flintlock of your musket."
    10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.
    11. Always cheat, always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
    12. Have a plan.
    13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work.
    14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
    15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
    16. Don't drop your guard.
    17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees.
    18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them.)
    19. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.
    20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.
    21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
    22. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
    23. Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.
    24. Do not attend a gun fight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with anything smaller then "4".
    25. Your can't miss fast enough to win.

    http://www.jimpruett.net/bring_a_gun.htm
     
  2. eWRXshun

    eWRXshun hai

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    good evening, my name is dave and i'll be killing all of you tonight. is there anything i can get you to drink before i take your appetizer orders?
     
  3. Bigsnake

    Bigsnake OT Supporter

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    I work at a restaurant now?
     
  4. striker754

    striker754 Chillin

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    Ah, so basically bring an AK?
     
  5. eWRXshun

    eWRXshun hai

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    yes.
     
  6. eWRXshun

    eWRXshun hai

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    no, fuckass.

    read number 24.
     
  7. mooredodge

    mooredodge 3,2,1 I'm the bomb...and I'm ready to go off in yo

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    Those CS guys were right......deagles pwn. :mamoru:
     
  8. eWRXshun

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    :KEKEKEKEKEKIEKEKeKEKE:EA:KEKE:E:E:EKEKEK:lc.

    yes.
     
  9. Platinum_Thunder

    Platinum_Thunder Reliability for life and liberty

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    make a decision...you have the rest of your life to think about it.
     
  10. PanzerAce

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    thats just cause they dont have any thing in .40 SW.
     
  11. daviid

    daviid cell tower tech

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    26. don't bring a knife to a gun fight
     
  12. jimmybuffett

    jimmybuffett New Member

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    ya know, id say 90% of glocktalk and ar15forums guys wake up and read this shit everyday, while standing in front of the mirror, with all there guns on.

    everyone is so fucking paranoid its sad
     
  13. Artyboy

    Artyboy Necessity is the excuse for every infringement of

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    i think that's covered in #1 :o
     
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    SHTF,
    SHTF,
    SHTF,
    SHTF,
    SHTF,
    SHTF,
    SHTF,
     
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    7 First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire.

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    I'd have to say THR is the worst all-around firearms forum I've browsed :coolugh:
     
  17. TL1000RSquid

    TL1000RSquid ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    Ever been on assaultweb? that ones pretty bad too, they banned me cause I called someone a religous wacko :mamoru:
     
  18. 7

    7 First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire.

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    no and now I never will :cool:
     
  19. Accord

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    Let the debate begin....
     
  20. 7

    7 First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire.

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    24 > The Shield?
     
  21. eWRXshun

    eWRXshun hai

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    kukla fran and ollie > 24.
     
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    TL1000RSquid ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    Mackey > Shaft > Bauer
     
  23. no7fish

    no7fish New Member

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    Actually, in the spirit of those rules, I would say bringing a knife to a gunfight is encouraged. See rule 13. Besides, you may be able to outlive rule 10 if you have another something with you!
     
  24. Kozzy McKoz

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    THR is horrible. This one guy actually said "when I go to bars I don't drink, you lose the initiative and could be snuck up on, I just sit in the corner with a soda and watch the exits." He was actually serious.
     
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    7 First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire.

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