Ruined my chance @ the Ultimate Gym Hook-Up

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  1. uAb0b

    uAb0b Buckeye Fitness

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    Now I don't condone this sort of behavior, I've never tried to hook up with a chick @ the gym... Hell, the last gym I trained at didn't even allow women to train there. But some things are too good to pass up and on my first chance, I completly owned myself... Here's the story.

    So there's this blonde that works the floor, basically cleaning and putting weights away. Well she's literally about a 29 on a scale of 1-10. I say this with confidence... She's the best looking girl I've ever seen. Well, every now and then I catch her watchin' me, she'll smile... shit like that. Well here's the problem, while I'm lifting, I'm the most unsocial bastard ever. I know it sounds cliche, but I just get into this zone and the only thing that matters is the next set. I bet I've said a whole 5 words to anyone since I started at this place. Well tonight spawned the perfect chance to talk to her... I was in between sets of incline presses and I look over to see this poor 115 pound chick trying to break down a incline machine with four 45's on each side. The weights were literally at eye level with her. She was struggling and looked over at me with this look of desperation for help... Well without really even thinking "Damn I should go help her, ask her name, and plant the seed", I just sorta chuckled at her struggling and continued on with my next set. After my workout, while on the eliptical, I played those few moments back in my head wondering why she just gave me a dirty look... and now here I sit feeling like as asshole. :hs:
     
  2. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Congratulations, you're a douche :p
     
  3. scent of a wookie

    scent of a wookie OT Supporter

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    that was just stupid on your part
     
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    deznutz New Member

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    You
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  5. uAb0b

    uAb0b Buckeye Fitness

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    Rub it in... I ended up unknowingly being an asshole. :hs:
     
  6. darkostoj

    darkostoj NEEEERRRRDDDDSSSS

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    you didn't fuck up, you just missed a chance to talk to her. You're just making her want you more right now.

    you have much to learn grasshopper
     
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    tryfuhl New Member

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    :bowrofl: self-cock block

    just next time be like, hey... next time you need help just let me know between sets instead of giving me a dirty look, bite your pride girl

    she'll have to backpeddle and work for your acceptance :cool:
     
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    GOGZILLA Double-Uranium Member

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    SquirtRussel OT Supporter

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  10. darkostoj

    darkostoj NEEEERRRRDDDDSSSS

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    thats walking on the line right there
     
  11. uAb0b

    uAb0b Buckeye Fitness

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    Maybe I should get her a 5lb tub of protein for Valentines Day with a little note that says "Drink up... you're weak-minded".
     
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    dmaestro New Member

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    i'd recommend puting a 5lb plate in your gym bag, she might try to mug you outside the gym.
     
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    uAb0b Buckeye Fitness

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    Didn't have to worry about that today because she probably couldn't lift her arms... :rofl: :wtc:
     
  14. Titus

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    next time you see her just slap her with your cock. i hear women love it
     
  15. EE CUMMINGS

    EE CUMMINGS aka RobHuang

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    ahahhha

    :rofl: i laughed out loud
     
  16. Merit83

    Merit83 Your mama was a snowblower!

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    this has nothing to do at all with anything you said, but my friend and i were walking out of the locker room and a naked dude ran right into my friend. i bursted out laughing.
     
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    KingGargantuan ♖♘♗♕♔♗♘♖

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    take those skills to the arnold.
     
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    you'd be surprised hwo much they love that
     
  19. uAb0b

    uAb0b Buckeye Fitness

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    Are you going?!!!?!
     
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    black jesus OT Supporter

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    hahahaha

    Speaking of hot bitches, I had to talk to this chick with great fucking tits tonight, and she hardly spoke any enlish. I really wanted to bang the whore in the ass. It also helped that she was doing these [​IMG] and holding a plate so she could squish her boobs together and I could look down her shirt in awe.
     
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  22. damiand

    damiand Proceed

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    not at all what i was expecting out of that story, excellent thread.
     
  23. Placebo

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    :rofl: @ self cock-block

    You'll have another chance I bet.
     
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    fuck that bitch, she should be doing her job on her own
     
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    Damn. Just fucking damn.
     
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