MMA rolled with vulgar today

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  1. The Ripper

    The Ripper New Member

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    So Ive been training with vulgar for a little while now to help get me ready for this amature kick boxing fight. It then turned into amature mma out of no where lol. So I started taking bjj classes at the att school he teaches at. I got to roll today and it equated to epic failz on my part. We started from vulgars guard and these are the results.

    ownages
    ownage 1 - I blinked and got triangled
    ownage 2 - I got flower sweeped then a consistent rain of ownage came down upon me with the finally being a arm triangle.
    ownage 3 - I attempted to stand up and he pulled some crap and I got slanged to the floor like a dirty whore gets slanged on a cheap ass hotel matris during prom night.
    ownage 4 - I tried to pull some elevator sweep and the full torrent of bens rage came down upon me with the epic might of a thousand jews. I then got kneed on bellyd till ben submitted me.

    my small and petty victories
    victory 1 - I managed to stand up out of his guard once and not get owned. victory 2 - I forgot to cut my nails before training and I scratched bens forehead.

    Moral of the story, been can push my shit in, in any theatre of combat. Ripper = epic failz
     
  2. RunninWild

    RunninWild How subtle of you

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    How much did he pay you to post all that?
     
  3. teep

    teep New Member

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    vulgar's really good dude
     
  4. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    dude, you took like 2 layers of skin off. It's the kinds shit when you get on the shower and it burns.

    Ripper yxt'd me that my grip bruised a hand print into his wrist. I want proof.
     
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    kopetzki Banned

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    moving to miami for law school next year, can't wait to get the same "hebrew hammer" treatment :o
     
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    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    my friend went to law school with Christian Wellisch :cool:
     
  7. kopetzki

    kopetzki Banned

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    i didn't know christian wellish was a lawyer :rofl: him and nick thompson should open up a practice together
     
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    :rofl: @ "matris"
     
  9. 2ofdem

    2ofdem OT Supporter

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    How big are the classes down that way?
     
  10. The Ripper

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    what law school are you going to, Im taking my lsats next month and probably the one after lol
     
  11. kopetzki

    kopetzki Banned

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    i'm shooting for university of miami, i like south florida and would like to make it my home so no sense in going to any other school. Internships and job opportunities are right there. It's not one of the highest ranked schools but it's one of the highest ranked in terms of starting salaries
     
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    ben is very good.
     
  13. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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  14. TCMS

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    DO NOT believe any of the numbers you see for starting salaries and don't let ranking fool you. Law School is a business, and there are no honest schools.
     
  15. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    Listen to TCMS if I recall correctly :)420:) he is a lawyer :bowdown:
     
  16. The Ripper

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    check out st.thomas too if your thinking of going to UM there program is a lot better then UMs
     
  17. rtzcom

    rtzcom bon wons! fight slepa for life sone!~

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    I rolled with ben...and yes I can confirm the ownage
     

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