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  1. Dogz

    Dogz interior crocodile moderator

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    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]This is an exact replication of a National Public Radio interview between a female broadcaster and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.[/font]

    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]FEMALE INTERVIEWER:[/font][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
    GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
    INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
    GENERAL: I don't see why. They'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
    INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
    GENERAL: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
    discipline before they even touch a firearm.
    INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
    GENERAL: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
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    This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS

    #1: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."
    #2: "Recommend that you change YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision."

    #1: "This is the captain of a U.S. navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."

    #2: "No, I say again divert YOUR course."

    #1: "This is the aircraft carrier Enterprise, we are a large warship of the U.S. navy. Divert your course NOW!"

    #2: "This is a lighthouse. Your call?"
     
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    :rofl: :Ownedd:
     
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    :repost: many, many times...
     
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    ........great.....i havnt seen it before and i thought it was funny. So in the politest possible way.....:gtfo2:
     
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    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    I chuckled. :mamoru:
     
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    No idea but im guessing they missed it :big grin:
     
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    RoblesGT [Track Days: 19 ][Crashes: 1] [SuMo Days: 1 ][Cras OT Supporter

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    both fake, but still funny, :mamoru:
     

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