LGBT :rofl: I live for moments like this

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  1. bioyuki

    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    (23:41:22) friend: hey
    (23:41:32) bioyuki: whats up
    (23:41:47) friend: are you by yourself
    (23:41:51) bioyuki: yeah
    (23:41:56) friend: i have a personal question not to be discussed in public
    (23:42:01) bioyuki: shoot
    (23:42:03) friend: i need some anal sex tips
    (23:42:08) bioyuki: hahahahahahahahah
    (23:42:21) friend: fuck you dont laugh

    :bowrofl:
     
  2. bioyuki

    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    I of course gave him some tips and then referred him to Gamgee's treatise on anal sex :hay:
     
  3. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    Glad I could help random men everywhere get a nut
     
  4. NOVAJock

    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    It amazes me that you have all these friends coming to you for anal sex and gay sex tips. I think from now on we should call you Dr. Bioyuki - Proctoligist and Anal Sex Therapist. :mamoru: :mamoru: :mamoru:
     
  5. bioyuki

    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    :mamoru: I'm an expert an all considering I've done anal with a grand total of 2 guys. Anyways, this is what you get when you hang out with a bunch of straight guys :rofl:
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    :rofl: :mamoru:
     
  7. bioyuki

    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    I'm slowly turning all my friends gay, they even scope out guys with me now :rofl:
     
  8. NOVAJock

    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    I think you deserve a "You GO girl!"

    Z

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  9. bioyuki

    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    :hsugh: did you get an extra dose of gay today?




























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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    No. I just need sexoring. :hsd:
     
  11. bioyuki

    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    See the other thread :naughty:
     
  12. NOVAJock

    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    :naughty: :buttsex: :69: :bj: :gaysex: :x:
     
  13. cedric

    cedric I don't have a contract

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    why is it that threads in this forum always turn into one big clusterfawk? NOVA, I'm looking in your direction :squint: :hsugh:
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    And some of us are more dramatic than others. I'll just look in your direction and wink... ;)

    :fawk:
     
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    Josey New Member

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    haha!! "Dr. Bioyuki please come to the anal sex counseling room...STAT!" I could just hear this on a PA anouncement.
     
  16. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...I'm happy that threads still turn to 'clusterfawks' when I'm not around. :mamoru:
     

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