Riddle me this, Civic drivers.

Discussion in 'OT Driven' started by PurpleSplat, Sep 2, 2004.

  1. PurpleSplat

    PurpleSplat Guest

    What, in any part of your mind, makes you think that you can race ANYTHING on the road and win?

    Seriously, the only cars that ever want to race my underpowered Grand Prix are Civic drivers and they always lose. :squint: Quit being stupid.
     
  2. troutie

    troutie New Member

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    I never race anything when I'm in the Civic. :hs:
     
  3. durondude

    durondude OT Addict

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    :rofl: You mean a contest to see who is slower?

    ps i drive a civic
     
  4. AlkyHauler

    AlkyHauler Do you feel lucky punk? OT Supporter

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    Its all the goddamn movies fault.
     
  5. andrew

    andrew Ramona Flowers

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  6. Gobolawn

    Gobolawn Guest

    Most white people with small dicks try and over compensate with nice cars...maybe this is how asians do it. :dunno:
     
  7. 93CivicEX

    93CivicEX Charming, Dashing, Rental car bashing

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    the only thing I ever raced in my civic was a buddy in a wrangler.

    I barely beat him.

    he was in 4high and had a 4 cylnder :o
     
  8. Priest Tango

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    riddle me this: who are you joking, trying to make an ECONOMY CAR fast :mamoru:
     
  9. PurpleSplat

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    Who knows... some dink in a civic hatchback lastnight keep trying to race me, he'd rev his gerble powered engine. I got fed up and just stomped on it... ofcourse, he did the expected ricer flyby after I was 6 car lengths ahead of him.
     
  10. lemon_lime_koolaid

    lemon_lime_koolaid We paid how much for this??

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    I own a civic, and I dont think I could beat an old lady in a bike. I have never raced it or done any "perforamce" upgrades to it. Its a civic, a slow economical car, I realize this. But as a college student, now young professional, it saves me a lot of money on gas and car repairs.
     
  11. jk

    jk Guest

    there are some sleepers out there.
    But most of them are ricers.
     
  12. Nightmist

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    the worst is when there is a beat up civic with nothing in it and it runs like 12's and it beats most cars but what would you rather drive something that is ugly and uncomfortable that is kind of fast or a piece of crap that is fast. Not to mention that the quarter mile isnt the only thing there is. there is top end, road courses and autocrossing but 99% of ricers dont know this.
     
  13. UnaBomber

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    i live in ohio and drive a civic.. ill race you and win also bitches

    h22a> *
     
  14. SaintGRW

    SaintGRW OT Supporter

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    I never lost a race from a light back when I had my civic :dunno:
     
  15. Section8

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    My brother got beat by the short bus a few weeks ago in his Jeep :mamoru:
     
  16. Boots

    Boots huuuuuuuuge vagina

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    H series > B series

    and I know... I own one of each :)
     
  17. CheeseFrog

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    Everybody said that if I put my mind to it, it can be done. Soooo... :)
     
  18. UnaBomber

    UnaBomber Closed-minded pig-headed racist xenophobe OT Supporter

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    power to wieght... umm oh..the massive 35lb weight difference that big?

    my civic weighs 2250 w/ gsr leathers, 3 bar cage and a half tank of has

    and im at over 300 + hp & tq NA
     
  19. Dr. Charisma

    Dr. Charisma Dank Member OT Supporter

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    :rofl: :rofl:
     
  20. UnaBomber

    UnaBomber Closed-minded pig-headed racist xenophobe OT Supporter

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    so do i and my B series is boosted but i love the NA H motor!!!
     
  21. Boots

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    Silly B series drivers don't understand what their missing out on :mamoru:

    oh and I'd like to see a dyno if your talking whp
     
  22. thewise1

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    Civics aren't the fastest car out there but they are a lot faster than some even shittier cars :OP:
     
  23. Tony Stark

    Tony Stark John McCain has an illegitimate mexican baby

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    K series > B series

    pretty easy to make fast + responds well to mods
     
  24. thewise1

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    Yeah, you shouldn't enjoy your car unless you spent $30k on it :cool:
     
  25. Boots

    Boots huuuuuuuuge vagina

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    :drool:

    boosted B18
     

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