Ricers are slow Mopar's

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  1. Fareo

    Fareo New Member

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    **disclamer, for entainment purposes only**


    All these ricer guys think they have come up with something new and creative but all there doing is moparizing there imports, like so….


    Enormous wings: Charger Daytona, Plymouth Super Bird

    Cartoon/Anime on the side: Super Bee, Road Runner, Demon

    Black Hood: any 6 pack car, ‘cudas, T/A challenger

    Black wheels: 69 6 pack super bee

    Useless looking scoops: Charger Daytona, Plymouth Super Bird (fender scoops), 69 cornet side scoops, 70 charger door scoops, 70 GTX quater pane scoop .. and so on.

    Custom race Style front bumpers: Charger Daytona, Plymouth Super Bird

    Shaved Corner lights: anything pre ‘68

    Obnoxious bight colors: Sublime Green, Hemi Orange, Panther pink

    Wild hood scoops: shaker, air grabber, drag, dart swinger… and the list goes on…

    Weird choppy body graphics: AAR ‘cuda stripe

    Hood mounted lights: 69 charger turn signal indicters

    Clear corner lenses: most older mopars

    Use steel wheels for performance look: 6 pack cars
    Use Satin black for performance look: any 6 pack car... its just a known mopar thing to use satin black.


    As far as the Neon, euro lights, exhaust tips and whatnot … well least we know mopar is not responsible for thoughs.
     
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  3. StealthMode

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    :rofl: Mopar = Rice? :mamoru: j/k :p Thats actually kind of funny :hsugh:
     
  4. IslanderOffRoad

    IslanderOffRoad Do you even lift kit? OT Supporter

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    Mach 1's from the early 70's fit those descriptions as well.
     
  5. xHotRodx

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    Thats funny...even though I like Mopars
     
  6. BajaDak

    BajaDak If you have poo......fling it now

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    its not saying that Mopars are ricers...its just saying that ricers at least had the smarts to copy the LOOK of the producer of the worlds 2 quickest production cars.
     
  7. KSNIPPY

    KSNIPPY As lost as i get i will find you

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    thisthread speaks the truth, i was thinking this exact thing to other day.
     
  8. Pioneer

    Pioneer Are you annoyed? You will be.

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    Quote edited for ease of commenting :)wtf: did you font every fu(king line when you could've just done the whole post?)
    You forgot ... with Mopars there was usually a purpose for it whereas ricers it's just a look

    1) Daytona/Superbird got to speeds where the wings were actually NEEDED to keep the car on the ground and they created 600lbs of downforce.
    2) You forgot Duster and those went along with the theme of the car where the ricers just put their favorite anime character on whatever vehicle they own.
    3) Typically a lift-off fiberglass hood
    4) I believe all wheels were black then unless they were Rallyes, Magnums, or body color (which was usually Ford) --- My '65 Imperial has black wheels
    5) the fender scoops on the Daytona/Superbird actually do have a purpose --- most 'side' scoops are just for looks
    6) Daytona/Superbird did not have a front bumper though the factory did call it a bumper (to meet regulations)
    7) Anything pre-68 because nothing before '68 had corner lights (they're not shaved) -- It became a requirement in '68 to have some sort of side marker, in '70 said marker had to be illuminated
    8) Sassy Grass Green, Top Banana, Plum Crazy, .... there's a 7th that escapes me ------------- marketing ... 'look at our cars, buy them' ------ ricers ... 'look at us we're obnoxious ... if you don't notice our colors you'll here our exhaust'
    9) I've never seen a hoodscoop on a ricer
    10) see #8
    11) '68 Monaco has those too, the idea was you'll see those when you may not see your dash lights
    12) With an amber bulb --- I've never seen clear in back
    13) Most wheels were steel then -- just the way it was
    14) Yeah, I believe we covered this in #4

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  9. Pioneer

    Pioneer Are you annoyed? You will be.

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    Only the ones from the 70's?



    There are others!!!!! :o
     
  10. Pioneer

    Pioneer Are you annoyed? You will be.

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    :rofl: You said 'ricer' and 'smarts' in the same sentence :rofl:


    :werd: on the 2 quickest production though :bigthumb:
     
  11. Pioneer

    Pioneer Are you annoyed? You will be.

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    BTW, I'm a Mopar fanatic, my Imperial is one of the two years with glass in front of the headlights .... I will be making some smoked panels (GTS-style) for it.
     

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