Revealed - 2008 Ford Taurus, Taurus X and Mercury Sable

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  1. TriShield

    TriShield Super Moderator® Super Moderator

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    Go Ford.

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    No, this is not a joke. These are the cars formerly known as the Five Hundred, Freestyle and Montego. Now slightly fresher with old names.
     
  2. dwarfcat

    dwarfcat COLTS FTMFW

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    wow

    The only ford id pimp is that awd thing. Its kinda how IMHO fusion or sumphin
     
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    fugly in general. mega-chrome grille makes it fuglier
     
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    Not feeling them.
     
  6. Tony Stark

    Tony Stark John McCain has an illegitimate mexican baby

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    ford is going down the shitter...GM will probably be around
     
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    Ford is fucking up! (c) Chappelle voice
     
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    I was at the dealer today with my Taurus... told him about it and he pulled a picard.jpg
     
  10. WS6Formula350

    WS6Formula350 molestache amririte?

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    that is fucking awesome :bowrofl:
     
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    :bowrofl: it's a great day to be GM
     
  12. WS6Formula350

    WS6Formula350 molestache amririte?

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    maybe they'll all magically eat transmissions like my ex g/f's '99 Taurus did :mamoru:
     
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    they look like mass produced match-box cars. Now they need some shitty commercials and they will be up there with GM.
     
  14. Dr.Smasher

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    This can't possibly be real.

    I refuse to believe that Ford is this stupid.
     
  15. diaper eater

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    but but but trishield posted it
     
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    And you wonder why they lost $13+ billion last year...
     
  17. thefastlane

    thefastlane Rome SDS

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    they all look like boats
     
  18. Diggumz

    Diggumz Devin da dude

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    lol they decided that taurus was better than five hundred? lol...
     
  19. SimpleMan

    SimpleMan Yeti is watching you post

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  20. tkhov

    tkhov Perhaps the Pinnacle of Physical Perfection

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    :rofl: @ ford.

    When will they learn.
     
  21. glide

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    picard
     
  22. 77oob

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    What, is it a bunch of good ol' boys runnin that company?

    Last time I checked, I didn't want my car to look like a futuristic vibrator sex toy on wheels.

    Ford = pwnt in the design department
     
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    picard.jpg
     
  24. sub9lulu

    sub9lulu LSx RX-7 in progress krew

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    lol ford is getting pwn3d
    they did ok with the 05 rustang, even i hated it
    i know ford are bad, but it couldnt be that bad ....
    mazda is saving their ass ....
     
  25. Dr.Smasher

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    Yeah, I know.

    This... this has to be some premature april fool's prank or something.
     

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