Results Of A Recent Research Shows That There Are 7 Kinds Of Sex

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  1. t-t-t-today

    t-t-t-today New Member

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    1. Smurf Sex * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

    2. Kitchen Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

    3. Bedroom Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

    4. Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

    5. Religious Sex * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular)

    6.Courtroom Sex * This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

    7. Social Security Sex * You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.
     
  2. MCohen

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    Please cite your source. I'd like to contact these researchers.
     
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  4. A Cow

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    so true..
     

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