1. Smurf Sex * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. 2. Kitchen Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. 3. Bedroom Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. 4. Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." 5. Religious Sex * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular) 6.Courtroom Sex * This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. 7. Social Security Sex * You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.