okay, so i got the jokes in main, now i'd appreciate the serious answers from the vag. i was talking to my buddy about a situation i had with this chick on new years eve. here is a transcription of the conversation, instead of myself writing a summary. excerpt of conversation with my bud describing epic fail events that transpired with chick: also: in the past we have hooked up before and she's blown me, i've gone down on her, etc. - same thing happened last time too though.. no sex. this was a long time ago, about 7 months.