Remember the NES game "Kung Fu"?

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  1. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    That game was so simple. How is it that when we were kids we would play it for like an hour without getting bored? Is that like reverse ADD? SFD (super focusing disorder???)

    Now videogames are all complex and shit.

    Oh wait.

    I know how we played it for hours back in the day!

    It's because videogames used to be fun before they all started relying on 11ty billion bit graphics and 3d shadowing anti-flicker texture mapping with 432987234987 sprites allowed on screen at once and a color palate of 999^999999 colors allowed on screen at once but forgot to make the games fun in yet another FPS or Mario 64/Zelda 64/Banjo Kazooie/Castlevania 64 clone.

    Fuck this I'm gonna go play Kung Fu on my NES emulator.
     
  2. Jay

    Jay My shit don't stink

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    video games back then were also a shit ton harder.

    fucking Back to the Future :mad:
     
  3. Janson

    Janson Bill Stickers in innocent. OT Supporter

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    cacophony And so they called me Johnny Volcanoseed.

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    I play that on my G1 while shitting all the time.

    The "you died" sound is hilarious. Crazy chinese spring sound effect out of nowhere.
     
  5. Jay

    Jay My shit don't stink

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    and I don't think I beat Kung Fu either. :mad:
     
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    TMNT - never beat it :wtc:
     
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    is that the one where that bitch sylvia would get caught every 10 minutes?
     
  8. Jay

    Jay My shit don't stink

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    that too. I kept getting lost in the fucking sewers, and the enemies would respawn. fuck that game
     
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    I've palyed Kung Fu a lot lately. 4th boss is a bitch :wtc: I :rofl: at the final boss who is a pussy. Easiest of all the bosses
     
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    I remember Shaq Fu
     
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    Foe where's my ingénieur OT Supporter

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    Top Gun.






    Enough said.
     
  13. ssj4gogita4

    ssj4gogita4 Active Member

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    I get lost in the maze after the underwater bomb level
     
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    :werd: have to punch him in the face or something otherwise it does shit for damage, and he like 2 hits you and you're done
     
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    Leg sweeps all day
     
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    Yeah.
     
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    Henry_Chinaski New Member

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    I could NOT get past the last level were you drive around on the surface or something like that.
     
  18. Jay

    Jay My shit don't stink

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    oh, and another game I couldn't beat... fucking Wrath of the Black Manta
    a ninja saving children? how hard could it be? FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE.
     
  19. Jay

    Jay My shit don't stink

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    how the hell do you land :rofl:
     
  20. ssj4gogita4

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    With the blue "tanks/trucks" or whatever they are and you have to get so many missles? Yeah, level is bullshit.
     
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    its games like this that instilled a "you know wat? FUCK IT." attitude at an early age
     
  22. ssj4gogita4

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    [y]MYDuy7wM8Gk[/y]

    8:32 - 9:00
     
  23. wait*what

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  24. King of No Pants

    King of No Pants aww yankee puppy aww

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    kung fu was hard a fuck :o
     
  25. xjncoguyx

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    video games were awesome in their simplicity, but they were also super hard.
     

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