Reducing penis size (and test levels!)

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  1. Marix

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    not sure if this is the right place or not but here it goes..

    im kinda.. self diagnosing myself with an extremely high penis length ( like.. penis pump big)

    now im sure some of you are like "shit dude.. be fucking happy" well it sucks..

    anways.. as for short heres why..
    god dam this thing is just so big.. even for a while when i was dating 2 girls and litery they were so scared they ran away screaming

    even without an erection i gain penis size like a mofo.. ( going from a floppy 3 inches after surgery to easly living 300lb kegs of beer (with my penis) within a month of penis-weight-lifting)

    list goes on.. but yea..

    the question is does anyone know a way to safly reduce the size.. ( foods etc )
    and no i don't eat oosyers.. don't need em..
    i stay away from uncooked meats.. ( its increases cock size when cooked right? )
    i eat fairly healthy as much as I can.

    so yea.. help would be great thanks..
    *flame jacket.. ON* but no this is serious.. i would go to my doc but what im i going to say..
    "my cock is so huge and i want to make it smaller"?

    and FYI: it sucks for going on dates.. i want to actuly make a relationship with someone but i hoesntly have had 2 dates with anyone where i havn't terrified them on the second.. ( all started round.. 10 or 11.. balls had droped by 12ish )

    yes i know this post is probably all over the charts.. maby if someone could understand it well enuff to rewrite it that would be great.. im all over the charts.. ( il try and revise it tomorrow at school.. just want to get it out while i think of it )


    (now insert pic of a guy who can't be more than 130, and insert another picture of a 4.5 inch penis)
     
  2. Skeletor

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    hiarious to the point that I didn't laugh.
     
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    retorq What up bitch??

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    :rofl:





    You're av makes me want to hug you:coolugh:
     
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  8. Marix

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    hey mike is that you in your av? Looking MUCH bigger than the last time I was in F&N :eek4:
     
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    :bowrofl: wtf is that
     
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    0/10

    parodies in F&N = fail
     
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    I needed that laugh, thanks Marix.
     
  13. Marix

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    :wtc:

    Oh cmon, it was REALLY asking for one

    "zomg my test is so high I can pick up a pencil and my 12 inch bicep fucking RIPS through my sleeves"

    He even found a way to get in that he fucks 2 supermodels 10x per day :rofl:
     
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    Question wtf is happening in your av? lol
     
  15. Skeletor

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    that guy's DL was too explosive for the light weight he was using... He pulled too hard and was sent into the air, backflipping until he hit the wall 50 feet behind him.
     
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