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  1. TL1000RSquid

    TL1000RSquid ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    Wife Shoots Husband Who Shot Chicken, Police Say
    Neighbor Says There Were Dead Chickens All Over

    POSTED: 12:45 pm EDT September 6, 2006

    CHESHIRE, Ore. -- An Oregon woman is accused of shooting her husband after he shot her pet chicken.

    The Eugene-Register Guard reported Mary Kay Gray, 58, has been jailed on felony assault charges.

    Her husband, Stanley Edward Gray, 43, is recovering from a gunshot wound to the shoulder. The chicken died at the scene.

    Lane County sheriff's Sgt. Clint Riley said the couple had been working around their yard and drinking on Labor Day. They got into an argument after Stanley Gray shot the chicken with a .44 caliber handgun.

    "We don't know if it was an accident or if it was on purpose," Riley said of the chicken's death. "It depends who you ask."

    But sheriff's deputies said Gray shot her husband with a .22 caliber rifle in an apparent act of retaliation.

    A neighbor said when she arrived home Monday night there were police cars clustered at the bottom of the driveway and deputies escorted her to her front door.

    "It looked like 'CSI,' " Cheyenne Dickenson told the Register-Guard. "There were dead chickens lying all over the place."

    Distributed by Internet Broadcasting Systems, Inc. The Associated Press contributed to this report. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
     
  2. Artyboy

    Artyboy Necessity is the excuse for every infringement of

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    Where do you come up with this stuff? :bowrofl:
     
  3. no7fish

    no7fish New Member

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    That's frikkin awsome! He shot her chiken so she shoots him with a 22! lololol
     
  4. BROKE

    BROKE Mr. Selfdestruct

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  5. spankaveli

    spankaveli OT Supporter

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    I was going to quote that part. :rofl: :bowdown:

    Also:
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    haha, I saw this and commented yesterday, but I had to come see it again for another laugh!

    So they got into an argument AFTER he shot the chicken? Does that mean he shot it purely for fun? At first I though it was due to the argument....
    roflagain
     
  7. Floyd91

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    Only in Oregon :hs:
     
  8. TL1000RSquid

    TL1000RSquid ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    If I had seen the story with no location and had to guess I would of thought southern state probably Fl :dunno:
    Is oregon that redneckish?
     
  9. 2L Bunny

    2L Bunny "It's only a Rabbit"

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    Oregon isn't that redneckish, but get near Cheshire and it sure is. That's getting almost backwoods.
     
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    PUREVIL More Money Than Brains Croo

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    "The chicken died at the scene."

    That part made my LOL
     
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    just fucking great. now the brady bunch and their ilk will add 'save the chickens' to their campaign slogans.
     
  12. Blair

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    haha, yeah you are heading into the coastal range and chords of deliverence can be heard echoing down the valleys.
     
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    Great. More morons making Oregon look good.
     
  14. Blair

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    maybe it will keep the californians away :mamoru: :mamoru: :mamoru: :mamoru: :mamoru: :x: :x: :x: :x: :x: :x: :x:
     
  15. JaxFlJon

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    wow, 10/10! dead chickens everywhere
     
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    BigBadJohn Pay-back time OT Supporter

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    Theyll have a picture of a .22 and a chicken in crosshairs :mamoru:
     

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