Real ass or not?

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  1. SeaMack99

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    Ok I was sitting down eating lunch with one of my homeboys and out of the blue I saw this girl that had an ass that wouldnt quit. When I pointed it out to my friend he said it was the jeans not the ass. Then I started looking around and noticing that a lot of women have a great ass, but how can I tell if its the jeans or the ass?
     
  2. Azn_azzho

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    I guesss you'd have to take them off to find out :bigthumb:
     
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    the hands on approach works well, or so my homeboy said. It was kinda hard to understand him cause his jaw was wired shut after attempting said aproach, I guess her b/f didn't think it was cool;)
     
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    tight waist jeans shows it?:dunno:
     
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    sweat pants and soffe(sp) show it best
     
  6. rkf76

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    being bucky nekkid on my bed shows it best!
     
  7. Mojo

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    ^got that right! lol


    but those jump suits or those soft cushion silky stretchy bottoms show it most because it basically sticks to the skin and its spandex material.
     
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    how about you all buy AV's
     
  9. Two toys

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    how about you up your post count before you start talkin shit about avs.
     
  10. rkf76

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    since it bother's you so much, why don't you buy em for us....and stay on topic in the threads

    IDGAF if a girls ass is real or not unless im bangin' it
     
  11. SeaMack99

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    :werd:....Im also just saying if you got a nice as in "that" pair if jeans I dont want to get you home and be disapointed.
     
  12. RedVsBlue

    RedVsBlue Penguins > *

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    :rofl: like you get someone home anyways....

    I love how everyone on OT is this biggest pimp in the world.
     
  13. thebigwoode

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    rofl, aint that the truth. i wonder how many of these people see daylight
     
  14. SeaMack99

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    Whoa Whoa Whoa

    Where in all of my post did I say I was the biggest pimp in the world. I will lie to to no one. I stuggle to get the little bit of women I get. I wasnt blessed with superstar looks or a 9in wang.

    All Im asking is how can I tell if its a nice ass or a great pair of jeans. If you want to flame me cause I dont have an av or +5000k then do so, but dont twist my words. Maybe I said it the wong way but I definitly didnt mean it in the way you put it.

    That is all
     
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    kettle=black :rolleyes:
     
  16. AstroGirl

    AstroGirl If I don't respond it's because I have severe ADD

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    Her mosa? ITS MY MOSA!!!
    LOL, what does it matter? If her ass looks nice in that pair of jeans, then she must not be that bad off the being with. How about her ass catches your glance her face captivates your attention and her personality makes you want to come back for more??
     
  17. RedVsBlue

    RedVsBlue Penguins > *

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    Insecure much? Calm down man, I just made a blanket statement based on what was said. Take a deep breath and move on...

    :rofl:
     
  18. purplebeast

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    Gilrs jeans are very deciving and so are their padded bras. But as long as theiy look naked somewhat close to what they look like dressed, Im just happy to be getting some.
     
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    Yeah it is hard to say. My advice if you think it looks good that is all that matters. If you get it home and it doesn't look as good as you thought. Oh well, it could have been worse, you could be on OT asking questions about it.
     
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    Whats worse a great pair of jeans or a push up bra?
     
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    Worse as in which one disaponts you the most?

    A push up bra by far. Altough asses are nice, I think overall you probably spend more time looking and playing with your partners breast. And asses for the most part are in positions were its kind of hard to apreciate it them in all their glory. T
     
  22. Hairy Gorilla

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    Dude, that is a pretty dumb question. Are you seriously asking that?
     
  23. rkf76

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    I love how rednecks who wear pink ties think they're pimp:mamoru:

    STFU you pencil dick faggot, and if you don't like what I said, I live in Portland myself and will gladly give you directions to my house so you can knock on my door and tell me all about it
     
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  25. Two toys

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    i dont talk shit about people without av's.

    e-tard.
     

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