LGBT Rant time...

Discussion in 'Lifestyle' started by suckmyexhaust, Aug 9, 2005.

  1. suckmyexhaust

    suckmyexhaust New Member

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    So I didn't intend on going out Sunday night, but it was a friends b-day so we went out dancing a few different places and ended up at the local bar at the north end of town. Pay the cover and as soon as I was inside, I say this cute guy that had everything I wanted in a man.

    Danced, had fun a and a few drinks. Later on, we started talking and he was getting pretty shoitty. Bought all of the queens a shot and he did one with them [4 queens an 1 house madam]

    His friends laft him there [on purpose I think] and I took him home. He invites me in for a few and then tells me that he loves to suck dick.

    OK, I am cool with a blow job so I said sure, why not. I dropped my pants as did he and we made out for a few. He went down on me and used his teeth. OW!!!!!!! Not only that, he only focused on the head which became sensitive after a while. Double OW!!!! I told him what to do as some pointer and he then got real bitchy with me. Would keep on saying "sorry" and "i'm just me". For what reasons I do not know. Then he started to complain about his wieght and how he is fat.

    I had enough of this guy and told him to grow a set of balls. I like guys with confidence and he had none.
     
  2. Teh_Sponge

    Teh_Sponge Hey, I got a sub now...

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    Sounds like he needs a few pointers on sucking teh cawk. :mamoru:
     
  3. suckmyexhaust

    suckmyexhaust New Member

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    I offered to teach him, but he loved to suck... so he still sucks.
     
  4. AstroGirl

    AstroGirl If I don't respond it's because I have severe ADD

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    Her mosa? ITS MY MOSA!!!
    Haha, well I would have to admit that I would get a little bent if someone told me I was doing it wrong.

    IF... not that that has EVER happened, lol.
     
  5. boris yeltsin

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    :mamoru: That's a great story. That's never happened to me... Teach him the ways of the cawk. :noes:
     
  6. Ivy Mike

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    Only one way to find out :x:
    I'm sure you'll do great.
     
  7. suckmyexhaust

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    So he got my number from a friend of mine that had dinner at the bar he manages. Called me while I was at work and wanted to do it again.

    I don't think I can do charity work anymore.
     
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    maybe it was cause he was pretty shoity as you said ;)

    if any of you wanna give some pointers on the caulk sucking.. please share - im always down to learn more :big grin:
     
  9. Teh_Sponge

    Teh_Sponge Hey, I got a sub now...

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    :rofl:
     
  10. MapleLeaf

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    No matter how much training or charity work you do with some folks, some people are just bad cock suckers. I know, I have met a few in my day.

    Maybe we should have a closet meet and trade tips and tricks just to ensure we are all good at it. :naughty:
     
  11. Ivy Mike

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    I volunteer as practice dummy.

    * Oh shit, was that out loud *
     
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    Hey I was gonna say that but didn't want to seem pushy. Oh wait, you want to be the practice dummy for the guy from the bar? Ok you can have him - I will be the practice dummy for suckmyexhaust. :bj:

    :x:
     
  13. Ivy Mike

    Ivy Mike New Member

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    Um, scary thing is that I'm not gay.
     
  14. suckmyexhaust

    suckmyexhaust New Member

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    as mapleleaf would say... In time my son, in time.
     
  15. Praetor

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    Feels good to be back here.

    I need some pointers too. I need more practice, because it's been more than 6 months since I had a cawk in my mouth. Is anyone willing to be my partner I can practice on?:naughty:
     
  16. MapleLeaf

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    Is that what I have been reduced to - a sexual deviant. :eek3: Say it ain't so... say it ain't so. :noes:

    I prefer to think of myself as one who is willing to work for the cause - you know expand gay rights everywhere... ensure all persons have the opportunity to experience the joy and pleasure of same sex love. :cool:

    That sounds better doesn't it? Less recruity/slutty and more gentlemanly?:confused:
     
  17. MapleLeaf

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    Apparently that is my reputation. Where are you located? :x:
     
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    Ivy Mike New Member

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    :eek4:
     
  19. Praetor

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    What is your reputation?:big grin:

    I live in Ohio.
     
  20. Boosted5speed

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    Pity :naughty:
     
  21. MapleLeaf

    MapleLeaf New Member

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    I am not sure. Don't know if I have a reputation or not. :dunno: If I do, it is probably good :( or else :angel:

    If you are in Ohio, that is only a few hours away... wanna help me build a better reputation? :naughty:
     
  22. Praetor

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    Sure I wanna help:naughty: . Where do you live?
     
  23. MapleLeaf

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    Toronto. Ok now I'm nervous... :noes:
     
  24. Wolf

    Wolf No one plans to take the path that brings you lowe

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