MIL Rant about overwait people and random other things

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  1. hooahrcr

    hooahrcr Chris_Hearn

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    Rant about overweight people and random other things

    If you have a pot belly in uniform lose it or get out.
    If you are a fat ass E-4 female who bitches about everything and doesn't do shit all day get out.
    If you are an NCO and you do not meet the requirements set forth in AR 600-9 get out you are a disgrace to the NCO Corps.
    If you are a E-5 and have been one for a year and have not gone to PLDC don't talk about going to the E-6 board.
    If you are a new E-5 don't let your trailer trash E-4 girlfriend sit on you lap in your office, you are setting a bad example
    If you are not at Fort Bragg quit talking about how great it was no one cares.
    If you are the 1SG don't come to first formation in ACU's with your combat patch above the flag.
    If you are the S-3 SGM get the fatasses and out of shape folks out of the S-3 shop and on line were they must do pt.
    If you are a fat E-6 don't complain about not making your E-7 if you are a fatass and don't make an attempt to lose it
    If you are not fit to fight GET OUT

    anyone got anymore
     
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  2. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Yeah, I hate overwaiting also. So much more annoying than just waiting.
     
  3. hooahrcr

    hooahrcr Chris_Hearn

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    oops sorry just pissed off i can't stand these fat ass people
     
  4. TRN

    TRN Well-Known Member

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    Fatty bo-ba-latty
     
  5. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    So... what're you tryin' to say? :wiggle:
     
  6. Insdav3

    Insdav3 Guest

    "lose your pot belly or get out"


    Uhhhh you're kind of stuck by a contract :fawk:
     
  7. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    I'll get him in the main forum where he won't expect me. (I found the password to the main forum mod tools in Fazle's pocket the other night!) :naughty:
     
  8. evan2

    evan2 Guest

    If you are a stupid (insert rank here) that cant spell overweight then go to school.
     
  9. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Proof-read all sarcastic remarks.
     
  10. C5Load

    C5Load OT Resident UCLA fanatic

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    hurry up and overwait :noes:
     
  11. ManinCamo

    ManinCamo I wear big boy pants.

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    :squint:I was gonna say that
     
  12. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Fucking brilliant. :rofl:
     
  13. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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