Random boners v.wtf

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  1. NiggaPHX420

    NiggaPHX420 OT Supporter

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    Basically I get random boners ALL THE DAMN TIME.

    Luckily its usually only when Im home by myself. I wont even be thinking sexual thoughts or looking at porn. Just chillin and BOOM. BONER TIME.

    I dont currently have a sex life, but I do wack it every now and then.

    Why is this happening :o
     
  2. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :dunno: I thought guys got random boners all the time, well moreso when they are younger, but still. Did you not get them when you were heavier? maybe it's because you are healthier now :dunno: Hell if I know.
     
  3. NiggaPHX420

    NiggaPHX420 OT Supporter

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    :rofl: I dont know if weight has anything to do with it. My weenie has alwas been functional.
     
  4. R.Kelly

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    You're finally becoming a man :wtc:

    J/k....It's most likely because you are home alone, extremely comfortable, and it just happens. I wouldn't really worry about it. As long as it doesn't start happening in public, you are good LOL.
     
  5. NiggaPHX420

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    I get it in public sometimes, but I wear whitey-tighties so my weenis just get hard and goes to the left :rofl:

    And I wear roomy jeans so it isnt noticeable :o
     
  6. Pringles

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    ya I used to get those. Occasionally in glass you get them and then you just re-arrange till your satisfied with it sticking in that place for a while. I guess I've gotten used to it and don't really give a fuck. I'm sure sometimes it's noticeable in public, but honestly I have a boner wtf you gonna do it about. No one really cares and if they do they wont say anything.
     
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  8. ledzep73

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    Weight can have a lot to do with it. Better bloodflow and circulation, all that jazz. Do some basic stretches and your body will adjust quicker. I'm just guessing really, but it sounds like you lost a significant amount of weight in a short time frame, and if you did you really should stretch to help your body adjust.
     
  9. PurpleSplat

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    could be in your subconscious... maybe you need to rub one out a little more often... just go with it... it's nothing serious... but if it becomes bothersome, then you could check with a dr just to be sure.
     
  10. Falconer

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    Wack it more often.
     
  11. SpectraRedZ

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    The fiance said before we were together he'd get them at work when sitting down or at home just watching tv. But now that he has me everyday/night, they don't happen unless he starts thinking about us doing something later or something we did (which makes them un-random).

    Wack it more?
     
  12. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    pull your pants up, tuck it under your belt, tighten your belt.
     
  13. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    the wenis is the loose skin on the end of your elbow

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  14. R.Kelly

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    Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.
     
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    :bowdown:
     
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    I've found that this method can be counterproductive. Sex on the brain yanno.
     
  17. Marmot

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    I had them all through out high school and up to about my sophomore year of college. :dunno:
     
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    yeah I had that "issue" in high school
     
  19. Aronomy

    Aronomy Get your COME ON!

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    Stop wearing underwear.
     
  20. NiggaPHX420

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    my penos will get thrashed against my pants :Eek4:
     
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    Aronomy Get your COME ON!

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    Toughen it up.
     
  22. Teh Jebus

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    I get them at work talking to my girlfriend. Not so much random. They are sometimes. He just sprouts up and I scoot my chair a little closer to the desk so nobody can notice.
     
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    i wake up with a morning wood all the time
     
  24. Isamu

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    i like that i get random boners.. lets me know everything is working right :)
     
  25. Yail Bloor

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    this is a good thing
     

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