Queefs.. aka Pussy Farts

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  1. Digits

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    Ok so I was in the backseat of my car with my gf.. And it's that oh so sought after time of month.. SHEESH.. She said hers is only three days though so yay for me :bowdown: ..

    So I know we couldn't really do much in that sense.. But I still wanted to please her a bit.. Play with the top of her vagina.. Give her overies a bit of excitement.. You know.. So I was playing with such..

    And then.. Where the tampon is, I hear a little puff, like a farting noise.. This never happened until i went a bit lower, closer to the tampon.. And I just kind of thought wtf.. So I went down there again because being the curious gentleman I am, I had to investigate the situation.. And to my suprise, out comes another puff... Now the smell was virtually odurless.. But I found this quite amusing.. It took alot to not laugh, I remember always talking about queefs with friends and such, even have a friend that we call queef.. And now that i've witnessed it.. I can't help but laugh..

    But what i'm really wondering.. Does this stuff happen regularly.. Or was it because it was that time of month? Like I can't be eating that out if it's going to blow back at me and fart in my mouth.. If I wanted that i'd join the hockey team.. Just not natural haha.. I have a strong feeling it was because of the month thing.. But ya..

    So anyone else here ever been a victim of the all mighty queef?
     
  2. Shadoxity

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    regularly, generally happens with me if im doin my girl doggy, cause it lets air get in there easier!
     
  3. KungFool7

    KungFool7 keep driving—it's getting earlier

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    matttttt daaammoonnn
     
  4. Yail Bloor

    Yail Bloor OT Supporter

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  5. RedVsBlue

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    anyone that has ever touched a vagina has had this happen.


    Grow up.
     
  6. Hairy Gorilla

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    Happens a lot doggie style like stated before. Get used to it
     
  7. Digits

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    fuck you
     
  8. RedVsBlue

    RedVsBlue Penguins > *

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    awww did I hit a nerve? :ugh:
     
  9. Reign

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    My ex.... oh man... she would get so embarrassed. I think it's funny/cute.
     
  10. Cerridwen

    Cerridwen Guest

    tis the truth.
    Laugh it off and get over it.
     
  11. MovieMan84

    MovieMan84 Here we go

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    I think he's right, sir. You're obviously young and immature and you do need to grow up a little bit. The reason for the smartass answer is likely that this question has been covered in gory detail about 6 times in the past year and a simple search would answer your question.
     
  12. BTA

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    Oh noez pussy farts!
     
  13. [HRT]Squirrel Master

    [HRT]Squirrel Master New Member

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    the first time it happend to me and my girl she looked at me kinda scared at what I might say.... I just said "better you than me right?" and we laughed and kept going.... later that night she just started to crack up and said.... "ohhh man if it was you..... ha haha" we both laughed again :)

    God I love her :)
     
  14. RockChick

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    he's 15 and has a car??? interesting....
     
  15. [HRT]Squirrel Master

    [HRT]Squirrel Master New Member

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    shit if that interests you im 23 and have two trucks..... wanna go out? :naughty:
     
  16. Digits

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    I was born in 88 smart guy.. Don't take everything you read so serious
     
  17. Digits

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    Haha i think i remember you from pbnation..

    And sorry for asking.. Sheesh i've never had it happen before.. I was curiouse.. And it was funny shit haha :mamoru:
     
  18. RockChick

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    hahahaha, well, i'm some sort of car freak... i'm 20 and have a '87 supra and a toyota diesel truck... and i want a 350z... oh and i gots a bf ;)

    but thanks anyways :big grin:
     
  19. Cerridwen

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    :naughty: but you don't have a girlfriend.
    I have a 280Z :x:
     
  20. RockChick

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    hahahaha, so you wanna be my gf?

    a friend of mine has a badass 280z... unfortunately i cant find the pic right now.
     
  21. Digits

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    kind of hard to search when i don't want to pay for it now isn't it smart guy
     
  22. RockChick

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    well, since you are 17 i'm sure you are old enough to click on "page 2" etc, right?! :)
     
  23. Digits

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    waste of time
     
  24. RedVsBlue

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    :rofl: What a loser, you went and changed your information when someone found out that your just a little punk kid. HAHAHA...someone is a little butt hurt about OT's initial opinion of him.
     
  25. RockChick

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    aaaaaaaaawww... well if you think so... pay for the search or stop complaining when people tell you to search before posting.

    thanks bye.
     

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