queefing?

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  1. Sexican

    Sexican New Member

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    can a girl queef after sex or just during? i thought the "queef" or "farting" sound was only produced DURING sex...not after. on a side note, i feel bad for girls because i know how embarassing that is for you :(
     
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    Uh...funny you bring this up. I was in a 69 with a booty call last night and I guess she felt the pressure build up because she stopped sucking my dick, leaned up, and queefed. Thank god that shit wasn't right in my face I would have completely lost my hardon.

    Obviously we had fucked for a little before this happened. She was extremely embarassed, but I laughed it off. Its part of the deal ya know?
     
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    when i was in middle school a girl found out she could do it and always sat on my lap and queefed...i used to be grossed out. now i laugh when i hear it
     
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    :rofl: That happened with my gf she started freaking out too. I was laughing so hard
     
  5. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    It's not embarassing, it's hilarious. It's only embarassing if the guy is an ass and gets all :ugh: over it. You should both just laugh at it and move on.

    Queefing can actually happen anytime, even if you're not having sex. Once I was doing this stretch where your whole body is up in the air except your head and upper back and I queefed :eek5: I almost fell over cause it was so unexpected.
     
  6. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    :rofl:

    I've never queefed during sex, but I have in the awkard movemenet between positions...Espcially if it's doggie style or my ass in inthe air...
     
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    true.
    queefs aren't only from sex.
    i used to do a like a million crunches every night and i queefed a lot, it was wierd as hell, but at least i wasn't at the gym
     
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    completely lost your sense of smell
     
  9. thatshot2

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    a girl can do that at any point
     
  10. Yail Bloor

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    I like to pull all the way out, then go all the way back in, which puts a lot of air up there and leads to queefs

    Doesn't bother me in the least, in fact I kind of like it :big grin:
     
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    This reminds me of a post Cherryfire made a while back;


    "what do you expect when you pump air up there"


    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    i get this too. if i am in a weird position, not usually with normal crunches, but some ab exercises. I can feel the air suck in... I hate that. My bf laughs.
     
  13. Gregsaidthat

    Gregsaidthat "Individuality is the new conformity"

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    I laugh when it happens. Doesn't bother me any. That's life.
     
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    My gf let out a loud long queef after a long round of hide the sausage. Fuck I nearly died laughing, changing from doggy to missionary. She was really embarrassed but we just laughed it off... kinda kills the imedate mood but get right back at it soon after.

    "oh kyle, fuck me.... *queeeeeeeeeeef*" hahaha
     
  15. Falconer

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    It always makes me start cracking up.
     
  16. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    doggy style is notorious for creating these
     
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    :bigthumb: I think its hilarious myself.
     
  18. Mallix

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    Do that during anal and you're gonna get a much different "queef"... come to think of it, a queef is so much better than a nasty fart on your cock. :rofl:




     
  19. BiGDoGGy4EvEr

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    isnt queefing when a guy has a little pee pee and lets air in?
     
  20. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    It has nothing to do with the size of the guys cock :mepoke:
     
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    queefs are hilarious. that is all.
     
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    yea i remeber i was doing this girl doggie style and she queefed like a motherfucker... dam it was funny.. she was def embarassed tho
     
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    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    another zombie thread ...
     

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