pulled a num

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  1. TangyZizzle

    TangyZizzle Guest

    I was really drunk tonight, we went through the drive through at steak n shake... I flirted a bit with the chick... told her to write her number down on one of the 1's she gave me back.. she told me she got in trouble for giving out her name, i told her I didn't give a shit.. I don't remember what she looked like but my friends tell me she's really cute. she wrote down her number on a napkin, I got no receipt and I got the wrong order lol.

    best move from here?
     
  2. TangyZizzle

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    fuck her in the ass twice?
     
  3. Ideotique

    Ideotique Drinking on monday nights does not make me an alco

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    Did anyone else read that as I pulled a nun?
     
  4. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    lol i read it and was like wtf and was even more confused because the thread title below said "her mum" :mamoru:
     
  5. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    and yes fuck her in the ass

    4 times

    1 for lying about getting in trouble for giving out her name
    1 for writing the number in the wrong place
    1 for no receipt
    and 1 for wrong order-no lube for this one
     
  6. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    welcome to OT but please never use this expression again. Not only are you not referring to a cardinal number in your example, but it's also not possessive.

    one of the ones.
     
  7. Falconer

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    I read it as "pulled her mum" and i thought it was a follow up thread to that other one :bowrofl:
     
  8. Vysion

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    Call the number... :dunno:
     
  9. ldaggerl

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    get drunk and call the number.
     
  10. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    at your mom's house. be back later.
    :rofl: Yep!
     
  11. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    :kiss: I love you Falconer.

    Glad to know I was not the only one severely agitated by "one of the 1's."

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  12. GTLifter

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    should have said "one of the dollah bills"
     
  13. Alaya

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    that's what I did too :rofl:
     
  14. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    oh God I didn't even realize he was talking about dollar bills until GT Lifter said it :bowrofl:

    I assumed he meant napkins or something else that you get handed at a drive thru.

    On the one hand that makes me look dumb, but on the other hand, it hadn't previously been mentioned what he was talking about so "one/1" could have referred to anything.

    I guess "one of the 50s" would've been obvious... so "one of the 1s" is along those same lines.

    Still tho. There's no need for that apostrophe.

    Besides who the hell writes their number on money???? When I saw "write her number on..." I assumed it was going to be a napkin. Or receipt. Or piece of paper. But not money.
     
  15. filho do deus

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    i thought it said pulled a nun......much better story
     
  16. giz

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    mum for me

    and she sounds like a real winner
     
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    I clicked expecting tales of you pulling a nun :wtc:
     
  18. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    I saw 3 nuns in Bloomingdales the other day and they seemed to be shopping for lingerie. It was really weird. :dunno:
     

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