puke stories?

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  1. michael

    michael FLORIDA > *

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    i puked tuna into my mouth on saturday halfway through a set of deadlifts :barf:

    luckily it was just a bunch of tuna juice and mac-n-cheese :ugh: - i swallowed it back down and had a seat. then i finished my sets :o
     
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    puked up what I though were chili fries and possibly a hot dog during a pub crawl once
     
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    :rofl:

    2 of my friends were wrestling and one had the other in a guillotine.. the guy being choked started flailing around, so my other friend let go.. and he says, "uhh.. dude..i just puked on you."

    he stood up and there was puked up ice cream all over his shirt :o
     
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    If I like what I am eating I will usually puke it back up and chew on it, then swallow again.
     
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    i almost puked about 20 minutes ago.. got done doing hanging leg raises and puked back up the water that i had just drank... that was nice

    the water was still cold :rofl:
     
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    i puked up alittle kimchi/rice during squats last week.

    I had to chew it back down, b/c it was still chunky
     
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    yeah some solid hot dogs... didn't put enough ketchup on it the first time so i pust some more on and chewed it down
     
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    one time I ate too much watermelon that had been soaked with everclear...I thought I was puking bloody chunks of my organs and going to die...
     
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    in my old apartment they had a gym that had a recumbent bike that I used for HIIT (its the only thing i used that "gym" for.) well I was done with my time, I crawled off the bike and puked into the garbage can. Walked 10 feet out of the door, ran into the laundry room, puked my guts out and laid on the floor sweaty for 30 minutes.

    that sucked.
     
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    I fucking HATE that shit. Cold puke FTL but I've done it so many times. :rofl:
     
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    i was thinking "i'm gonna puke... better drink some water"
    as soon as i swallowed, it came right back
     
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    I puked after shooting a bottle of tequila one time, does that count?
     
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    never puked from lifting ..only came close to puking from running suicides back in hs :o
     
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    Puked after a heavy run once and puked up my amino acid mix...reminds of puke every time I drink it now.
     
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    as in you shot the entire bottle at once or over a period of time?

    I've seen a guy bottle-bong 750s of stuff...fucking crazy...
     
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    you better have drunk that puke back down so you didn't waste the tequila :squint:
     
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    puked at track practice multiple times

    the one that comes to mind is the day that coach called "the rite of passage"

    15 400 meter dashes... from lane 1 out to lane 8 and back to lane 1... starting from the same line (read: each lane out is 7 meters longer than the previous, so lane 8 was 456 meters)... and we had to stay below the same time

    i puked twice
     
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    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    one time i took a fish oil pill/vitamin pill and caffeine pill type thing and i worked out then i got puked all over my gym right as i was walking out
     
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    squats till you puke is a line me and some friends throw around. i've unfortunately done it at least twice
     
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    retorq What up bitch??

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    I puked up my post workout protein shake once after leg day. It tasted better coming up then it did going down. :(
     
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    Not lifting related but at one point I got so drunk at a friends house I puked off his balcony which is not that funny, but what is funny is that his neighbor slipped in it and then started vacuuming it up with a shop-vac and cussing all of my friends as they walked by. It also rained latter that night so he pretty much wasted all of his time doing that.
     
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    rofl
     
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    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    I'd been feeling sick as shit, went to the gym and just felt like ass. Got home and was too sick to really eat a full meal, so I just drank a lot of milk and ate my fish oil pills and decided I would go chop up a tree that fell down in my yard and move it back to the fire pit to burn.

    Well I vomited so hard carring a big ass log that it shot out my nose and mouth at like 60 mph, so I dropped the puke covered log and finished puking.

    I had fish oil + milk smell in my nose and the taste in my mouth for the rest of the day.

    Oh I finished with the tree though before i went inside to lay down, fuck trees.
     
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    tons of people say that at our school gym and wear t-shirts and shit with it

    and most of them I've never seen squat
     
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    3 months ago. ate a double meat double cheese whataburger. all the fries. all the soda. waited 2 and a half hours and had a full serving of cytogainer with water. my stomach looked pregnant for the 3 minutes before i projectile vomited all over my bathroom door, my toilet, myself, my floor, my bathroom walls, etc.
     
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