FRK Psychic Avatar Reading FS Style

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  1. BrokenHalo

    BrokenHalo New Member

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    I don't think we've done one of these in awhile so lets try one on for size.

    Make something freaky up about the person who posted ahead of you based on their avatar and/or usertext... lets try to be creative.

    this could end badly... but anyone up for a game anyway?
     
  2. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    BrokenHalo enjoys eating dick. It makes her happy inside like a bunny rabbit.



























    :wtc::rofl:
     
  3. GlassJoe

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    Ok, now that I have a better understanding of how this works (I'm partially retarded this week):

    xela likes to be called Anais in bed and her strange beastiality and wrestling fetish has killed her taste for regular sex.

    :dunno:
     
  4. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    GlassJoe regrets getting pounded by an entire football team. He'll think it through next time.

    edit- shit..I was going with your old usertext. Oh well.
     
  5. GlassJoe

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    So tell me, is it hard being a rocket scientist?
     
  6. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    Oh fuck off!
     
  7. GlassJoe

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    :mamoru:
     
  8. BrokenHalo

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    glassjoe was once a big, scary football team's mascott... but his outfit didn't fit in with the furries crowd so he volunteered to help NO victims...


    sorry, I trailed off at the end. it had potential, but I blew it like the dimpled cock that it was
     
  9. Improvolone

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    BrokenHalo walks around with a string of anal beads, and no one but her knows.
    It makes her smile with glee.
     
  10. BrokenHalo

    BrokenHalo New Member

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    Improvolone likes his members gold(en)...
    (take that how you want it...)
     
  11. Fittsjr

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    they have no avi....

    So I would guess that the sex life is in the closet and is still trying to get free...... or incredible mysterious that it would be even too much for FS to handle

    ~~~argh Broken posted before I finished~~
     
  12. BrokenHalo

    BrokenHalo New Member

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    WOW ITS REALLY HARD WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE AN AV!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad:
     
  13. Smoked

    Smoked $5.50? Man fuck the avatar...how about you just sh

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    This is for AV's no?

    BrokenHalo likes to ram chopsticks into the side of her head while she points to a non-existant pen0r.

    Her legs are so short that after she looks at some of naughtyrn's pics she leaves a slug trail on the floor.

    Her nose is pink cause she keeps it REALLY REALLY clean.
     
  14. naughtie

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I have missed you around here.

    Ok. I will take a stab at it...

    Smoked has severe emotional problems and he takes it out on street cats. he likes to hang them by their necks with cleverly tied nooses. He dreams of finding the perfect woman... one who will let him pretend to be a cat and crawl around their legs, arching his back and meowing. One finally does, but she turns out to be a woman with a dog fetish and she gets down on all fours and chomps on your jugular vein. That's when he goes back to liking redheads with big boobies.




    edit: wait... that's not a cat hanging by a noose. Is it a bird? An angel? Yeah. I suck at this. :rofl:
     
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  15. CBurgerjr

    CBurgerjr League leading 49 HR in 1986.

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    I'm guessing that's Naughty's man...in her AV...... So, you can definetly say "She's proud of her man...and he's tight as HELL. !!!
     
  16. Cherryfire

    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    I believe its a choked chicken..;) But i could be wrong.


    As far as the above poster...whiffle ball...Hmm..Yeah i dont know, but his/her user text makes me kinda squirmy and turned on. ;)
     
  17. naughtie

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    AH! :rofl: I get it now! It all makes sense to me now. Boy. My psychic reading was WAAAAAAAY off!!!!
     
  18. David02

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    OMG... that's the funniest thing I have read on here in a long time! :rofl: :rofl:

    No AV... so no comment.
     
  19. Cherryfire

    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    The rules stated AV and/or usertext..just put some user text in there and youre gold to participate. No reason to be exclusionary.
     
  20. _syn

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    Jen wants to be held down and used like a whore, mistreated, beaten, perhaps even pissed on while being told how unworthy she is of even such harsh treatment... then she wants to get dressed in a skirt and heels, fix her makeup (tears are hell on a girls eyes as I've found)... go to the salon and have her nails done before she goes over to Coffee Garden for a lemonade.

    ...wait, did I make that up? :confused:
     
  21. Improvolone

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    AHAH!
    I thought it would be funny enough not having an AV, touche.
    I need to pick one of those up...
     
  22. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    He went to federal prison and all he got when he came back to OT was a t-shirt that he masturbates into.
     
  23. twistid

    twistid Banged By Super Models Moderator

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    xela likes it... ruff.
     
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    ^^^ dosent like it when girls talk back, so he sewed it closed
     
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    fitts wants to see his gf get fucked by a huge black cock
     

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