So i'm dressed to the 9's today, looking for employment, meeting some people, etc etc. It's just after lunch, and i've had a fair share of yoghurt, oats, eggs, turkey, whey, and a variety of protein sources so far today. So there I am, walking towards the elevator as I'm heading back to a recruitment office, and just before press the button, "PHHHHFART". A loud (LOUD), clean, obviously audible fart lets loose, echoing throughout the hallway. Couldn't help it. What's worse is, I look behind me in embarrassment to see a fairly attractive girl a couple feet back. Elevator opens, i'm hoping the cable snaps 90% the way up so she can't break the wonderful news to her coworkers. I walk out the elevator, not looking her way just in case. Took me a few minutes to finally stop laughing, then I realised that i've been having serious gas since i've been upping the protein in my diet to coincide with my workout regime. Is there anything to do about this? It's getting embarrassing, but i've been making good progress with my workouts and diet so far.